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Wheegee is a Weegee clone that once had a painting service. One day, Wheegee was painting a very big mansion, and I bet you can't guess the color of it. He was painting it while on a ladder, and fell. Luckily, the gigantic paint can full of paint saved him. While in the paint can, Wheegee's pores had absorbed the paint and made him the "unknown" color.
P.S. If you are too dumb to figure out the "unknown"* color. Well scroll down, you dimwit. Make sure you scroll down all the way to the bottom.