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  • This is yet another forum game similar to corrupt a wish, but here you'll nitpick the above user's message and find something to be offended by. For example:

    User1: Today I saw a duck.

    User2: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ON HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE NOT ABLE TO SEE? AND DID YOU KNOW DUCKS WERE SLAUGHTERED IN THE 1952 INDIAN DUCK WAR? TRIGGERED.


    And so on. I'll start:


    I like blue

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    • SONIC IS BLUE AND HE ATTACKS EGGMAN SO HE'S CAUSING ABUSE!!!! TRIGGERED

      tuna sushi tastes good

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    • DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE CHOKE ON TUNA SUSHI IT IS NOT GOOD IT'S HORRIBLE. TRIGGERED

      I like my toast buttered.

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    • BUTTER IS BAD CUZ IT HAS FAT IN IT IT'S TERRIBLE. TRIGGERED.

      Waluigi and Luigi are my favourite Mario characters

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    • did you know LUIGI is a STEREOTYPE of ITALIANS? that means you're RACIST. I'm caling the police. Mario also supports goomba abuse >:C


      the sun is hot

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    • did you know being hot can BURN people? THAT HURTS AND IT'S BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD. TRIGGERED.


      i still like weegee

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    • Weegee is cringy, y'know?

      Fun Fact: The Mango Man will visit your house tonight while your sleeping to take your mangoes.

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    • do you know that not every Mango Men will TAKE your mangoes in your SLEEP! TRIGGERED!

      Devin has created the Republic of Iridea

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    • IRIDEA IS HARD TO READ WHEN YOU HAVE DISLEXIA TRGGIRD

      goat simulator is a good game

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    • Goat Simulator is stupid. Triggered.

      I Am Bread is better.

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    • I AM BREAD WOULD ONLY MAKE THE OBJECTPHILES TURNED ON! TRIGGERED!

      Stupid Sreegee should be called Epic Sreegee

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    • EPIC IS A MOVIE ABOUT GREEN WOODLAND PEOPLE AND STUPID SREEGEE ISN'T A WOODLAND PEOPLE! TRIGGRD

      this wiki is about weegee

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    • THIS WIKI IS NOT ABOUT WEEGEE AND IT'S ABOUT POLITICAL FANFICTION TRIGGERED

      Caboose is a moose

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    • YOU IDIOT CABOOSE IS A FISH NOT A MOOSE GET UR FACTS RIGHT TRIGGD

      my profile picture isn't a doggo

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    • YOU SHOULD WEAR A DOGGO PROFILE PICTURE TRIGGERED

      I heard Mudkips loves  Mudkips

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    • Mudkips are in Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go kills people. Triggered.

      Do you perfer Markiplier or Jacksepticeye?

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    • WATCHING YOUTUBE WASTES VALUABLE TIMIE AND MAKES UR BARIN ROT TRGRD

      i want skyrim (also mudkips aren't in pokemon go kek)

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    • TheEnderGamer wrote:
      WATCHING YOUTUBE WASTES VALUABLE TIMIE AND MAKES UR BARIN ROT TRGRD

      i want skyrim (also mudkips aren't in pokemon go kek)


      Skyrim is the worst game ever, and supports animal abuse because you can kill things. Triggered.


      i like shadow the hedgehog

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    • SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG HAS GUNS AND HE KILLS PEOPLE AND DATS BAD TRIGDR

      monkeys are cute

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    • TheEnderGamer wrote:
      SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG HAS GUNS AND HE KILLS PEOPLE AND DATS BAD TRIGDR

      monkeys are cute


      Monkeys almost killed people with AK-47's.  Triggered.
      Ape With AK-4700:43

      Ape With AK-47







      i like memes

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    • MEMES ARE WHAT KILLED THE INTERNAUT TRIGGERED

      Pink Sheep for president

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    • PINK IS A GIRL COLOUR GIRLS ARE SMELLY POOS

      i have a doomguy plush

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    • DOOM IS A DEVILISH GAME AND FORCE CHILDREN TO WORSHIP SHAYTAN


      i was abducted by zeta reticulans

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    • DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT THE ZETA RETICULANS ARE SLAUGHTERED IN THEIR MOTHERSHIP BY A WASTELANDER IN A VAULT 101 SUIT?!?

      I have over 300 confirmed kills in Quake

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    • KILLING PEOPLE IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

      i've watched movies

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    • TheEnderGamer wrote:
      KILLING PEOPLE IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

      i've watched movies


      Movies waste your time. The only good ones are rated X ones. Triggered.



      i like to smoke pot

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    • THE GOVERNMENT WASTES SO MUCH MONEY LOOKING FOR POT STOP USING IT. TRIGGERED.

      I dig the beatles.

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    • THE BEATLES MADE A SONG ABOUT YELLOW SUBMARINES AND YELLOW IS RACIST TO ASIANS

      harry potter is a good book

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    • IT HAS WITCHCRAMP AND IT'S EBIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

      Twilight is an abortion to Literature

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    • SOME PEOPLE CAN'T READ AND WOULDN'T KNOW TRIGGERED

      Windows 7 was a good computer.

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    • 6 + 1 = 7 AND THREE 6 MAKES 666 THATS EVIl

      i like coke

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    • TheEnderGamer wrote:
      6 + 1 = 7 AND THREE 6 MAKES 666 THATS EVIl

      i like coke


      Pepsi is better then coke, proved by PepsiMan. Trigged.



      i like cherry dr. pepper

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    • A GUY WHO DRANK COKE CAME OVER ONE DAY AND ATE MY ASS BUT HE DIDN'T JUST DO THE TIP I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

      It's the Nutshack

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    • TheMoarKrabsSquirrel wrote:
      A GUY WHO DRANK COKE CAME OVER ONE DAY AND ATE MY ASS BUT HE DIDN'T JUST DO THE TIP I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

      It's the Nutshack


      too slow i did it first

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    • THE NUTSHACK IS WHERE MY AUNT DIED AND SHE WAS NUTS TRIGGERERERERED

      I just wanna sleep.

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    • Dudegi WC wrote:
      THE NUTSHACK IS WHERE MY AUNT DIED AND SHE WAS NUTS TRIGGERERERERED

      I just wanna sleep.


      uh

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    • I never turn back wrote:
      Dudegi WC wrote:
      THE NUTSHACK IS WHERE MY AUNT DIED AND SHE WAS NUTS TRIGGERERERERED

      I just wanna sleep.


      uh


      uh

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    • I never turn back wrote:
      Dudegi WC wrote:
      THE NUTSHACK IS WHERE MY AUNT DIED AND SHE WAS NUTS TRIGGERERERERED

      I just wanna sleep.


      uh

      UH HUH HUH

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    • Dudegi WC wrote:
      I never turn back wrote:
      Dudegi WC wrote:
      THE NUTSHACK IS WHERE MY AUNT DIED AND SHE WAS NUTS TRIGGERERERERED

      I just wanna sleep.


      uh
      UH HUH HUH


      GUH-HUH

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    • Dudegi WC wrote:
      THE NUTSHACK IS WHERE MY AUNT DIED AND SHE WAS NUTS TRIGGERERERERED

      I just wanna sleep.

      YOU'RE AN INSI=TA0-T


      I wish for Keemstar to plunge my nutshack in a computer room


      oh and I like SLEEP IS SCARY DUDE NIGHTMARES YO

      triggered

      I want food

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    • PEOPLE CHOKE ON FOOD ITS BAD

      piano

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    • NUCLEAR FUCKIN' WAR

      IMMINENT

      NO QUESTION ABOUT IT

      I want money

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    • MONEY MAKES PEOPLE GREEDY AND STUPID JUST LOOK AT TRUMP

      I like pizza pies.

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    • PIZZA CAN BURN YOUR MOUTH AND THAT INJURES YOU IT'S UNSAFE

      I like cheesecake

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    • CHEESECAKE MAKES YOU FAT LIKES SHREK AND IT GIVES YOU DEATH VIRUS


      het

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    • THAT'S A REFERENCE TO A GAME THAT HAS BLOOD AND GORE AND FACE RIP IT'S BAD AAA TRIGONOMETRY

      sandvich

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    • IM HEAVY! GIVE ME THE SANDVICH!

      973-eht-nambuh-973.com

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    • THAT'S WEIRD WEBSITE NAME AND I DON'T LIKE WEIRD TRIGONOMETRY

      i main spy

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    • SPIES ARE BAD BECAUSE THEY SPY PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION! TRIGGERED.

      nothing.

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    • NOTHING IS UNCREATIVE BECAUSE IT'S NOTHING TRIGONOMETRY

      i'm gonna eat a sandwich

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    • SANDWICHES ARE EEEVIIIIL BECAUSE SOME HAVE VEGETABLES. TRIGGERED.

      I wish fo-feaeWQ3qtsaaaASDC666sfsdfasfasfs01010101011111

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    • (MINE DIDN'T HAVE VEGETABLES. DEBUNKED)

      THAT'S SPAM I'M GONNA REPORT YOU TO THE LICH TRIGONOMETRY

      my sandwich has tuna in it

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    • I never turn back wrote:


      Pepsi is better then coke, proved by PepsiMan. Triggered.

      also i just realised you're right srry

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    • TheEnderGamer wrote:
      (MINE DIDN'T HAVE VEGETABLES. DEBUNKED)

      THAT'S SPAM I'M GONNA REPORT YOU TO THE LICH TRIGONOMETRY

      my sandwich has tuna in it


      TUNA COMES FROM FISH AND FISH ARE EEEEVIL. TRIGGERED.

      i want this thread to be closed jk haaha AM I FUNNY NOW?

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    • YOU MONSTER THIS IS A GOOD GAME TRIGONOMETRY

      Totinos

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    • Pizzer rolls!

      I'm a big nasty foot in your house! Guess what? It's your day to clean me, get crackin'!

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    • NASTY FOOT SMELLS BAD AND THAT CAN MAKE PEOPLE VOMIT TRIGONOMETRY



      I'M REALLY FEELING IT

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    • YOU'RE FEELING IT INSIDE YOURSELF AND YOU HAVE A SORE BUTTHOLE! TRIGGARIO!

      Welcome to the Anaconda land

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    • ANACONDAS CAN BITE AND EAT PEOPLE THAT'S BAD TRIGONOMETRY


      i have collected over 200 rare pepes

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    • TheEnderGamer wrote:
      ANACONDAS CAN BITE AND EAT PEOPLE THAT'S BAD TRIGONOMETRY


      i have collected over 200 rare pepes

      Pepe smells like smelly  dong. Trigdongo.



      i am bread

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    • Bread crumbs get stuck in your lungs AND YOU DIE. TRIGGER PULLED.

      My foot hurts.

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    • FEET CAN sTEP ON POOR BUGS AND KILL THEM TRIGONOMETRY

      i fart fireballs

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    • DON'T YOU KNOW THAT FIREBALLS KILL PEOPLE?!? TRINGAR!

      I'm the mechanical man

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    • MECHANICS ARE UNHEALTHY FOR ENVIROMEN!!!! TRIGON

      i like undertale

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    • UNDERTALE IS WORSE THAN HITLER AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD! TRIGGARIO!

      Don't you know your waifus are dead

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    • THAT IS FALSE FACTOID GRIMACE IS NOT DEAD AND HE IS MY WAIFU TRIGON

      i like peanut butter

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    • Peanut butter has an evil relative named Peanuteegee and he can kill you! Triggario!

      I am trained in Guerilla Warfare

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    • GUERRILLA WARFARE IS EVIL CUZ IT KILLS PEOPLE TRIGONOMETRY

      i'm drinking organic cola

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    • Cola makes your teeth go grey!

      Hetalia is the best anime ever.

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    • NO IT'S NOT U STUPID WEEB HETALIA USES STEREOTYPES THAT'S BAD TRIGONOMETRY

      dbz is better and good overall

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    • DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S A SO CALLED UNDEFEATABLE CHARACTER NAMED GOKU THAT CAN BE DEFEATED BY A MECHA THAT IS BIGGER THAN A GALAXY AND THROWS GALAXIES LIKE A SHURIKEN TRIGGARIO

      And then there goes the Meegie

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    • WEEGEE IS THE MEEGIE HE WILL ALWAYS BE THE MEEGIE TRIGONOMETRY

      i should watch naruto

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    • ZOMG IT'S CALLED RASENGAN GUY, NOT NARUTO TRIG!

      Spiderman and Elsa are married and they are thrown into a German Prison.

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    • SOME GERMANS ARE NAZIS AND NAZIS ARE EVIL TRIGONOMETRY

      I played Splatoon today

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    • SPLATOON IS FILLED WITH R34 ARTS AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD! TRIGGARIO

      I'm just going to pass the salt

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    • SALT HAS KILLED 999,992,113 PPL OF HYPERTENSIONBETES! TRUGGREERED

      this wallpaper fits my screen

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    • THE WALLPAPER CAN POLLUTE YOUR SCREEN AND YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING! TRUCKER

      I heard Super Ming has defeated the Anaconda Man

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    • IM A FAUN OF NICKIN MINAJ TRIGGERED

      I like popcorn

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    • Popcorn will choke you to death! TRIGGERAMA

      Hey I'm Jeffy. Wanna see my pencil?

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    • YOUR JOKE SUCKS AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD TRIANGLE

      I heard Keemstar has a family of Gnomes

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    • "Gnome" is an OFFENSIVE word, please use "sparkles woopsie people" instead

      i'm having a headache

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    • HOW'D YOU GET A HEADACHE? YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BY A POWER PLANT AND THAT'S NOT GOOD THERES LOTS OF RADIATION THATS BAD FOR PEOPLE AND THE ENVIROMENT TRIGONOMETRY

      ming me

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    • WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE MINGED? MING IS EEVIIIIL AND YOU ARE ETHIOP AND ITS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH AAAAAAAAAAA

      TRIGONOMETRY CHAOTIC TRIGGERED

      i want donuts

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    • Donuts have sugar in them and sugar gives you diabetes! Triggerama!

      Instead, eat a snickers.

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    • Waluigiofthegods wrote:
      Donuts have sugar in them and sugar gives you diabetes! Triggerama!

      Instead, eat a snickers.


      SNICKERS TURNED AN OLD WOMAN INTO A MAN IN ONE COMMERCIAL AND THAT'S SEXIST TRIANGLE

      i just drank some fanta

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    • FANTA HAS GAS AND IT'S STILL GOOD BUT IT MAKES YOU DIE SOONER! Trafalgar Square!

      i want pokemon go

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    • ADgee wrote:
      FANTA HAS GAS AND IT'S STILL GOOD BUT IT MAKES YOU DIE SOONER! Trafalgar Square!

      i want pokemon go


      POKEMON GO SUPPORTS ANIMAL ABUSE

      i play doom

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    • DOOM IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD PLAY POKEMON!!!!\


      I like Doritos

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    • DORITOS CAN BE TOO SPICY AND BURN UR MOUTH!!!!!!!!

      i have pokemon x

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    • POKEMON X IS WORST THAN Y TRIGGERED

      I like Nuttella

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    • Nutella causes diarrhea! Triggerama!

      Pyrocynical is better than LeafyIsHere.

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    • GRADE A UNDER A IS BETTER THAN BOTH!!!

      I want a pet Dragonite

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    • WHY DON'T YOU WANT A PET CHARIZARD ARE YOU RACIST AGAINST CHARIZARDS?!?!?

      weegee is the meegie

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    • MEEGIE IS NOT WEEGEE TRIGGERED


      I want a donut.

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    • Delta The Snivy wrote:
      MEEGIE IS NOT WEEGEE TRIGGERED


      I want a donut.

      DO YOU KNOW DONUTS ARE FATTY AND CAUSE DIABEETUS?!?!??! TRIGGERED

      i like memes

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    • MEMES. ARE. CRINGEY!

      all hail pureegee, our lord and savior, the one god that is above us all.

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    • OUR GOD IS WALUIGI YOU STUPID TRIGGERED

      WAH

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    • WAH IS SCREAMING, AND SCREAMING IS BAD AND ANOOYING

      hypneegee shall rise again

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    • Don't you know that hypneegee gets beaten up by malleo two years ago? Triggerio Doggo runs in very hihg speed

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    • RUNNING AT HIHG SPEED MEANS U CAN CRASH AND THAT HURTS ITS VERY BAD

      i might watch paul blart

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    • BUT PAUL BLART IS EEEVVVIIILLL

      i am arleady triggered to the maximum.

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    • THAT MEANS YOU SHOT PEOPLE

      I like hotdogs

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    • TheEnderGamer wrote:
      THAT MEANS YOU SHOT PEOPLE

      I like hotdogs


      WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU HOTDOGS ARE BAD FOR YOU. I NOW FEEL TRIGGERED!

      I want a XBox 360.

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    • XBOX 360 IS OLD XBOX ONE IS NOT GET AN XBOX ONE YOU STUPID DUMB DOODOO

      i like the wii u

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    • YOU STOLE MY WIIU 

      I like Sonic

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    • THE SONIC GAMES PROMOTE ANIMAL ABUSE, STREET RACING AND NAZISM

      1 + 1 = 2

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    • OH NO YOUR FILLING SOMEONE'S HEAD WITH MATH! TRIGGERED

      Ming is best Ming

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    • MING IS EVIL AND THIS WIKI IS FOR WEEGEE!

      I like trains

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    • YOU MISPRONOUNCED "TRANS" AND THAT'S BEING INTOLERANT

      delta is snivy

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    • I THINK THAT'S A RACIST COMMENT!!!

      I eat ice cream

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    • Don't you know that Ice cream is made out of someone's s- you know what I mean TRIGGERED

      909 is the new king of Ethiopia

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    • 909 is the king of the weegeepedia world!!!!!

      I am happy

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    • STOP BEING HAPPY I'M SAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL LIKE ME SO I CAN FEEL BETTER

      i have many questions

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    • HAVING QUESTIONS MEANS UR DUMB!!

      I play Pokemon GO everyday.

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    • PLAY QUAKE 3 ARENA INSTEAD TRIGGEY!

      Delta is a Snivey Wnivey

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    • RACIST!

      I am ded, not a big surprise.

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    • TxxxxdarkstarxxxxT wrote:
      RACIST!

      I am ded, not a big surprise.

      WTF MAN YOU THINK BEING DEAD IS NOT A SURPRISE?! THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO DEAD PEOPLE! I NOW FEEL TRIGGERED!

      I want for a cup of tea.

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    • Tea can burn your mouth!

      I am dead, kthxbai.

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    • TxxxxdarkstarxxxxT wrote:
      Tea can burn your mouth!

      I am dead, kthxbai.


      Uh... I don't know how to respond to that. I still feel a bit triggered though...

      Stop dying already. D:

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    • DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE PREVENTING PEOPLE FROM COMMITING SUICIDE? TRIGGERED!

      I am an attack helicopter

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    • WTF ATTACK HELICOPTERS ARE EVIL!!!

      I like this wiki

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    • This wiki is so cringy!

      Pickelodeon=Nickelodeon

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    • ITS SPELT PICKLEODEON IDIOT

      i like apples

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    • apples have apple seeds, Apple seeds contain CYANIDE, and cyanide is bad for you.

      Be triggered my friend, be triggered.

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    • TxxxxdarkstarxxxxT wrote:
      apples have apple seeds, Apple seeds contain CYANIDE, and cyanide is bad for you.

      Be triggered my friend, be triggered.


      BEING TRIGGERED TRIGGERS PEOPLE. TRIGGERED.


      Sweet memes are made of cheese

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    • Well you are made of cheese.

      my goal is universal triggery (Moun: trigger-ie = other people being triggered)

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    • I DON'T LIKE BEING TRIGGGERED!!! 

      I like my wiki

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    • ah me 2

      I

      HAVE

      NO

      IDEA

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    • HAVING NO IDEAS IS ILLEGAL

      I make animations

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    • ANIMEtaions, just no.

      Fatran

      FATran

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    • FATRAN IS DUMB!

      I am a youtuber

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    • Delta The Snivy wrote:
      FATRAN IS DUMB!

      I am a youtuber

      YOUTUBE IS FULL OF CRINGE

      i like all races

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    • MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED IN CAR RACES! MINGERED!!!

      everybody is equal

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    • DO YOU MEAN THAT EVEN HITLER IS EQUAL??!?!?!? MINGGER!

      Both genders are equal to each other

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    • Finn168719 wrote:
      DO YOU MEAN THAT EVEN HITLER IS EQUAL??!?!?!? MINGGER!

      Both genders are equal to each other

      Huh, I ain't no feminazi.

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    • User909 wrote:
      MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED IN CAR RACES! MINGERED!!!

      everybody is equal

      i ment race as in different people

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    • Galileo1211 wrote:
      User909 wrote:
      MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED IN CAR RACES! MINGERED!!!

      everybody is equal

      i ment race as in different people

      WHAT IS UP WEEGEEPEDIAALERT NATION, I'M YOUR HOST, KILLER K KEEMSTARgee LET'S GET ROIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NOOSE!!!

      OUR STORY TODAY, USER GALILEO1211 WAS STANDING THERE, AND SUDDENLY, THE JOKE WENT WAAAAAAY OVER HIS HEAD. HOLY HEPPLE WAS THAT HIGH

      ANYWAY THAT'S THE NEWS I HOPE YOU ENJOYED AND I AM GONNA SLIDE DOWN THE BASEMENT STAIRS IN A LAUNDRY BASKET NOW BYE

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    • i hate the nois. trigagard


      WC is not a toilet

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    • So you are not the king of Ethiopia. Triggered.

      I like trains.

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    • TxxxxdarkstarxxxxT wrote:
      So you are not the king of Ethiopia. Triggered.

      I like trains.

      PLANES IS BETTER THAN TRAINS AND YOUR NAME IS CRINGEY. TRIGGERED! D:

      Can someone please watch a hentai scene? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    • DUDE, HENTAI IS BULLSHIT AND IT IS CANCEROUS!

      STAHP RIGHT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

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    • NO!

      Eat some cheesecake.

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    • Waluigiofthegods wrote:
      NO!

      Eat some cheesecake.


      I wanted to, but because your profile picture is an overused meme, I now feel triggered!

      Someone please try to unban me from CS:GO. D:

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    • IM NOT AN ADMIN IDIOT

      I like Shrek

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    • WAY DA FAK DO U LIKE HIM IF HES AN ORGE???????

      Text_will_be_replace_with_username is the best and we all know it.

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    • DECEIVED AND TRIGGERED!!!

      math is about logic

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    • and logic, DOESNT make sense, use common sense next time you typin' stuff.

      User:Weenee.

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    • TxxxxdarkstarxxxxT wrote:
      and logic, DOESNT make sense, use common sense next time you typin' stuff.

      User:Weenee.


      WHO MADE THIS ACCOUNT?! I NOW FEEL TRIGGERED!!1!111!1!SHIFT! (Your typical 10 year old fan.)


      I'm wondering what's for dinner...

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    • Dinner can make you CHOKE!~!!!!

      i like ytps

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    • TheEnderGamer wrote:
      Dinner can make you CHOKE!~!!!!

      i like ytps


      Why you say that?! I love YTPs yet I forced to be triggered about that. Why? I feel triggered now!


      Wondering how I broke the 4th wall like that...

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    • BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL? WHAT IF THE RUBBLE CRUSHED SOMEONE? WHAT IF THEIR DED?

      i like peanutbuttergamer

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    • PBG IS NOT THE BEST YOUTUBER YOU SHOULD WATCH SMG4 INSTEAD!

      I have 42 subscribers on Youtube.

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    • Delta The Snivy wrote:
      PBG IS NOT THE BEST YOUTUBER YOU SHOULD WATCH SMG4 INSTEAD!

      I have 42 subscribers on Youtube.


      WHY YOU HAVE 42 SUBSCRIBERS YOU SUPPOSED TO HAVE 69 NO I FEEL TRIGERED1

      Seriously, why am I doing this?

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    • WTF U ARE HATING ON THIS FORUM POST!!!!

      I play Minecraft

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    • DID YOU KNOW OVER 5,148 MARTIANS HAVE DIED PLAYING MINECRAFT???

      wow

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    • WOW IS A REFERENCE TO THE DOGE MEME AND MOTHERS SAY THAT'S EVIL AND CAUSES ANIMAL ABUSE!!!!

      deadpool is one of my favourite superheroes

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    • spooder man is the best how dare you ignore him!

      I forgot to put caps

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    • stop forgetting it i do it too :(

      I REMEMBERED HOW TO PUT CAPS BUT NOW I CAN'T TYPE NORMALLY HELP

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    • STOP YELLING!!!!!

      i like cereal

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    • what u didnt give me any cereal???? TRIGGERED!!

      My great-grandma is dead because of cancer :( (Legit)

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    • Well, she died in 2012 but that dosent matter

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    • Galileo1211
      Galileo1211 removed this reply because:
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    • Well, why you would post that then?

      I have no idea right now, so feel triggered already. :DD

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    • HAVING NO IDEA?? YOURE UNCREATIVE!!

      ryu is one of my smash bros mains

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    • HOW RYU CAME INTO SMASH BROS? TRIGGEREREDEDEW!

      I'm bored, so try not to cringe while I show you the most finest hentai here. ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

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    • Lenny is cringy and stupid!

      Keemstar is better.

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    • KEEMSTAR KILLED SNIVYS TRIGGERED

      I am making a video rigth now

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    • Making videos wastes time! Triggerama!

      🍩

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    • WHY BOTHER ADDING EMOJIS, THEY TRIGGERED PEOPLE!!!

      I am Error

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    • WHY YOU SAY TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT- *BSOD*

      I got BSOD from my computer. How sad. :<

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    • YOU FORGOT THE RROD!!!?!?! TRIGGERED

      I'm bored

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    • Yea, me too... Can't say I'm not triggered though...

      Is this thread becoming cringey now? Wonder why... :>

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    • Most likely because you took part of it. DEACTIVATED

      Aztrosist is the only good YouTuber.

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    • Wut about me :( triggered

      I am good at drawing

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    • BIAS!!!

      i like nintendo

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    • Nintendont want that

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    • do you not want that or does nintendo not want that? IM NOW CONFUSED AAAAAAAAAAAAA

      i own a wii u

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    • WII U SHUT UP?!

      i got an pet rock as my pet that is an rock.

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    • doesn't you knows that rocks can break WINDOWS!?!? WHAT IF THE SHARDS GET IN SOMEONE'S EYE?!

      i am eating subway

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    • TheEnderGamer wrote:
      doesn't you knows that rocks can break WINDOWS!?!? WHAT IF THE SHARDS GET IN SOMEONE'S EYE?!

      i am eating subway


      So?

      I'm bored already.

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    • GO EXERCISE OR SOMETHING THEN. TRIGGALLEO


      now i want to eat subway too :(

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    • Don't you know that you're eating passengers inside the subway??? TRIGGERED

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    • NO HE'S EATING A SANDWIHC!!!! UR DUM

      i like french toast

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    • CULTURAL APPROPRIATION! TRIGGUS MAXIMUS


      i don't like french toast

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    • IT TASTES NICE AND YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OpINION SO IM TRIGGERD


      i own splatoon

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    • COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! TRIGGERAMA!

      I like Keemstar.

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    • Mama weegee
      Screenshot 2016-09-09-23-08-11

      He's real Mama weegee

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    • NO!

      Yeealleo.

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    • TxxxxdarkstarxxxxT wrote:
      NO!

      Yeealleo.


      NO. NO MOR WEEGEE RECOLORS. DDDD:

      ...

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    • ... is like .  . and .  .kills you!!!

      I own a wii u

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    • BUY A TIGER GAME WII U IS A PLEB-TIER CONSOLE


      i'm neutral towards everything

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    • User909 wrote: BUY A TIGER GAME WII U IS A PLEB-TIER CONSOLE


      i'm neutral towards everything

      Have diffrent opinions ok


      I hate mama luigi

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    • DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE DISCRIMINATING HERMAPHODITES???!?ONE? TRIGGERIO

      IHE is hate Arabs confirmed

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    • IHE IS ARABS!!!

      I am an alt of Delta The Snivy.

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    • No your not!

      I'm currently playing Grand Dad.

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    • Didn't you know that Grand Dad is dead right now?!?!?!??one?!? TRIGGORD

      Why the hell is Barney Bunch still Revelant these days?

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    • (I'M AM TRIGGERED ABOUT THE FALSE REMARK YOU TOLD HIM)

      DON'T YOU MEAN BRADY BUNCH TRIGGERED

      siivagunner is gone press f to pay respects

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    • TheEnderGamer wrote:
      IT TASTES NICE AND YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OpINION SO IM TRIGGERD


      i own splatoon

      did you call me

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    • NaraMatryoshka wrote:
      TheEnderGamer wrote:
      IT TASTES NICE AND YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OpINION SO IM TRIGGERD


      i own splatoon

      did you call me


      if you want

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    • TheEnderGamer wrote:
      (I'M AM TRIGGERED ABOUT THE FALSE REMARK YOU TOLD HIM)

      DON'T YOU MEAN BRADY BUNCH TRIGGERED

      siivagunner is gone press f to pay respects

      I tried press f and it didn't work. Triggerereredo.


      /MUSIC PLAYS

      MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 現代のコンピュー07:22

      MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 現代のコンピュー

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    • Macintosh Plus is overused and cliche! Triggered!

      i like sonic

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    • I'm he only sonic fan!!!

      Ender wanna play splatoon together someday?

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    • Sure but THE NEW ONE ISN'T OUT SO WE CAN't PLAY IT TRIGGERED

      duck.gif

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    • THAT IS ANIMAL ABUSE IMMA CALL PEDA ON YOU!!!

      i am dumb

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    • THAT MEANS YOU DON'T DO SCHOOL TRIGGERED

      i have spicy meems

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    • SOME  PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SPICE!!!

      I like trains

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      • you get run down by a train*

      hax

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    • I AM REPORTIN`U CUZ U HAX

      oh noez school

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    • WHY AD DONT REVEAL HIS REAL NAME WHY WHY WHY


      because AD dont reveal his real name

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    • I'm just triggered.

      Becuase i can.

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    • FD AND TXXX THAT`S NOT THE POINT OF THE GAME TRIGGRDE

      I suck at typing

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    • LEARN TO SPELL TRIGGERED

      i didn't capatalize this sentence

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    • WHAT THAT`S AGAINTS THE LAW!!!

      I still have a wiki you know? (Totally not selling out)

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    • YOU DON'T DO MUCH ON THERE TRIGGERED

      delta still hasn't accepted my friend request on discord

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    • DELTA HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!

      Wait, I`m Delta :(

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    • Delta The Second wrote:
      DELTA HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!

      Wait, I`m Delta :(


      So?

      I'm going to post a comment with no triggery. Have fun! :>

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    • Nour T wrote:
      Delta The Second wrote:
      DELTA HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!

      Wait, I`m Delta :(


      So?

      I'm going to post a comment with no triggery. Have fun! :>

      HOW DARE YOU MAKE A FACE LIKE THAT DO YOU KNOW HOW INAPPROPRIATE THAT IS

      TRIGGERED X666

      It's raining.

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    • WHAT NO IT'S NOTTTTTTT

      i am eating doritos

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    • ARE YOU CLEANING YOUR HANDS? YOU'RE GETTING DORITO STUFF ON YOUR KEYBOARD

      popeye is cool

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    • POPEYE IS TOO OP AND HE EATS BEANS AAAAH TRIGGARED

      i like undertale

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    • UNDERTALE IS WORSE THEN HITLER TRIGGERED

      hillary is better then trump

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    • TheEnderGamer wrote:
      UNDERTALE IS WORSE THEN HITLER TRIGGERED

      hillary is better then trump


      ...

      TRIRIEERIIEGRIO

      Seriously, why do we have to do weird things like that? :<

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    • AHHH UR HATING THIS WIKI!

      Spooky scary skeletons only want to sociolise (but I don`t think they should)

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    • SKELETONS ARE SCARY AND SPOOKY AAAAAH TRIGGAREDIONOMETRY

      peanut butter jelly time

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    • I DON'T LIKE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDWICHES TRIGGEREd

      i do like peanut butter sandwiches tho

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    • TheEnderGamer wrote:
      I DON'T LIKE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDWICHES TRIGGEREd

      i do like peanut butter sandwiches tho


      Oh god. THE NEW MEME IS COMING!


      INCOMING!


      INTERNALIZED OPRESSION!!!!!

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    • TOO MANY EXCLAMATION MARKS TRIGGERED


      I say that the government bans every violent movie, video game and book. It also

      should ban every violent moment in history.

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    • Violent looks like violet and violet is a LOVELY COLOR. TRIGGERED AHHHHH

      America is great, because America is good!

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    • TRUMP WON THE ELECTION NOT HILLARY TRIGGERED


      pokemon go to the polls

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    • pokemon go kills ppl, triggered

      10^100 = googol = 6 letters, six has 3 letters, 3 sides for a triangle, the illuminati is a triangle, MATH = ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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    • AHHH MATH UR HURTING MY BRAIN TRIGGERED

      i like mugen

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    • mugen is fighting and fighting is violence, violence is death, triggergee!

      guys see me at geeheaven byeeeeee

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    • DID YOU JUST SUICIDE???? SUICIDE IS A VERY SENTISVI TRYGR

      Hi, My name is Jacob Sartorius, I am a 13 year old kid from Virginia. I created this channel so one day I can remember all the silly and exciting stuff I did as a kid. I post videos weekly, and I hope you like watching them!

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    • IM JUST... TRIGGERED, AAAAH

      im just triggered...

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    • so you triggered the gun? huh? triggered

      the most commonly used english word is the ___ 

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    • YOU DIDN'T CAPITALIZE ENGLISH. TRIGGEREDDDDDD

      We need strength, we need energy, we need strenergy

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    • i take your stenergy thing, are ya triggered?

      put the memes, in the bag

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    • I WILL NOT LET YOU STEAL MY MEMES TRIGGERED

      i got grapes what you watching son

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    • YOU KNOW GAVIN FREE ONCE SAID THAT PEOPLE LIKE GRAPES BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE NOW IS IT. TRIGGERED.

      I'm Ronald McDonald Trump, and I approve this message.

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    • RONALD MCDONALD AINT OUR PRESIDENT (mainly since I`m Canadian)

      Canadians do not say ey.

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    • THEY DO IN SOUTH PARK TRIGGERED

      i just got two games in the "worms" series

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    • CANADIANS IN SOUTH PARK ARE NOT REAL!!!!

      Wait, did I do this wrong?

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    • YES YOU DID AND I DID TOO!

      Hi, My name is Delta The Second, I am a ** year old kid from Canada. I created this account since I died 10 days later Xd wtf

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    • THIS WIKI IS ENGLISH

      im spanish

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    • U ARENT AMERICAN SO TRUMP IS GONNA HUNT U DOWN TRIGRD

      i do not own overwatch

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    • IM A FAKEALLEO


      lel

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    • THATS NOT A REAL ACROYNM TRIGERED


      According to all known laws
      of aviation,
      
        
      there is no way a bee
      should be able to fly.
      
        
      Its wings are too small to get
      its fat little body off the ground.
      
        
      The bee, of course, flies anyway
      
        
      because bees don't care
      what humans think is impossible.
      
        
      Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
      Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
      
        
      Ooh, black and yellow!
      Let's shake it up a little.
      
        
      Barry! Breakfast is ready!
      
        
      Ooming!
      
        
      Hang on a second.
      
        
      Hello?
      
        
      - Barry?
      - Adam?
      
        
      - Oan you believe this is happening?
      - I can't. I'll pick you up.
      
        
      Looking sharp.
      
        
      Use the stairs. Your father
      paid good money for those.
      
        
      Sorry. I'm excited.
      
        
      Here's the graduate.
      We're very proud of you, son.
      
        
      A perfect report card, all B's.
      
        
      Very proud.
      
        
      Ma! I got a thing going here.
      
        
      - You got lint on your fuzz.
      - Ow! That's me!
      
        
      - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
      - Bye!
      
        
      Barry, I told you,
      stop flying in the house!
      
        
      - Hey, Adam.
      - Hey, Barry.
      
        
      - Is that fuzz gel?
      - A little. Special day, graduation.
      
        
      Never thought I'd make it.
      
        
      Three days grade school,
      three days high school.
      
        
      Those were awkward.
      
        
      Three days college. I'm glad I took
      a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
      
        
      You did come back different.
      
        
      - Hi, Barry.
      - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
      
        
      - Hear about Frankie?
      - Yeah.
      
        
      - You going to the funeral?
      - No, I'm not going.
      
        
      Everybody knows,
      sting someone, you die.
      
        
      Don't waste it on a squirrel.
      Such a hothead.
      
        
      I guess he could have
      just gotten out of the way.
      
        
      I love this incorporating
      an amusement park into our day.
      
        
      That's why we don't need vacations.
      
        
      Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
      under the circumstances.
      
        
      - Well, Adam, today we are men.
      - We are!
      
        
      - Bee-men.
      - Amen!
      
        
      Hallelujah!
      
        
      Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
      
        
      please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
      
        
      Welcome, New Hive Oity
      graduating class of...
      
        
      ...9:15.
      
        
      That concludes our ceremonies.
      
        
      And begins your career
      at Honex Industries!
      
        
      Will we pick ourjob today?
      
        
      I heard it's just orientation.
      
        
      Heads up! Here we go.
      
        
      Keep your hands and antennas
      inside the tram at all times.
      
        
      - Wonder what it'll be like?
      - A little scary.
      
        
      Welcome to Honex,
      a division of Honesco
      
        
      and a part of the Hexagon Group.
      
        
      This is it!
      
        
      Wow.
      
        
      Wow.
      
        
      We know that you, as a bee,
      have worked your whole life
      
        
      to get to the point where you
      can work for your whole life.
      
        
      Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
      Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
      
        
      Our top-secret formula
      
        
      is automatically color-corrected,
      scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
      
        
      into this soothing sweet syrup
      
        
      with its distinctive
      golden glow you know as...
      
        
      Honey!
      
        
      - That girl was hot.
      - She's my cousin!
      
        
      - She is?
      - Yes, we're all cousins.
      
        
      - Right. You're right.
      - At Honex, we constantly strive
      
        
      to improve every aspect
      of bee existence.
      
        
      These bees are stress-testing
      a new helmet technology.
      
        
      - What do you think he makes?
      - Not enough.
      
        
      Here we have our latest advancement,
      the Krelman.
      
        
      - What does that do?
      - Oatches that little strand of honey
      
        
      that hangs after you pour it.
      Saves us millions.
      
        
      Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
      
        
      Of course. Most bee jobs are
      small ones. But bees know
      
        
      that every small job,
      if it's done well, means a lot.
      
        
      But choose carefully
      
        
      because you'll stay in the job
      you pick for the rest of your life.
      
        
      The same job the rest of your life?
      I didn't know that.
      
        
      What's the difference?
      
        
      You'll be happy to know that bees,
      as a species, haven't had one day off
      
        
      in 27 million years.
      
        
      So you'll just work us to death?
      
        
      We'll sure try.
      
        
      Wow! That blew my mind!
      
        
      "What's the difference?"
      How can you say that?
      
        
      One job forever?
      That's an insane choice to have to make.
      
        
      I'm relieved. Now we only have
      to make one decision in life.
      
        
      But, Adam, how could they
      never have told us that?
      
        
      Why would you question anything?
      We're bees.
      
        
      We're the most perfectly
      functioning society on Earth.
      
        
      You ever think maybe things
      work a little too well here?
      
        
      Like what? Give me one example.
      
        
      I don't know. But you know
      what I'm talking about.
      
        
      Please clear the gate.
      Royal Nectar Force on approach.
      
        
      Wait a second. Oheck it out.
      
        
      - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
      - Wow.
      
        
      I've never seen them this close.
      
        
      They know what it's like
      outside the hive.
      
        
      Yeah, but some don't come back.
      
        
      - Hey, Jocks!
      - Hi, Jocks!
      
        
      You guys did great!
      
        
      You're monsters!
      You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
      
        
      - I wonder where they were.
      - I don't know.
      
        
      Their day's not planned.
      
        
      Outside the hive, flying who knows
      where, doing who knows what.
      
        
      You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
      Jock. You have to be bred for that.
      
        
      Right.
      
        
      Look. That's more pollen
      than you and I will see in a lifetime.
      
        
      It's just a status symbol.
      Bees make too much of it.
      
        
      Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
      and the ladies see you wearing it.
      
        
      Those ladies?
      Aren't they our cousins too?
      
        
      Distant. Distant.
      
        
      Look at these two.
      
        
      - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
      - Let's have fun with them.
      
        
      It must be dangerous
      being a Pollen Jock.
      
        
      Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
      against a mushroom!
      
        
      He had a paw on my throat,
      and with the other, he was slapping me!
      
        
      - Oh, my!
      - I never thought I'd knock him out.
      
        
      What were you doing during this?
      
        
      Trying to alert the authorities.
      
        
      I can autograph that.
      
        
      A little gusty out there today,
      wasn't it, comrades?
      
        
      Yeah. Gusty.
      
        
      We're hitting a sunflower patch
      six miles from here tomorrow.
      
        
      - Six miles, huh?
      - Barry!
      
        
      A puddle jump for us,
      but maybe you're not up for it.
      
        
      - Maybe I am.
      - You are not!
      
        
      We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
      
        
      What do you think, buzzy-boy?
      Are you bee enough?
      
        
      I might be. It all depends
      on what 0900 means.
      
        
      Hey, Honex!
      
        
      Dad, you surprised me.
      
        
      You decide what you're interested in?
      
        
      - Well, there's a lot of choices.
      - But you only get one.
      
        
      Do you ever get bored
      doing the same job every day?
      
        
      Son, let me tell you about stirring.
      
        
      You grab that stick, and you just
      move it around, and you stir it around.
      
        
      You get yourself into a rhythm.
      It's a beautiful thing.
      
        
      You know, Dad,
      the more I think about it,
      
        
      maybe the honey field
      just isn't right for me.
      
        
      You were thinking of what,
      making balloon animals?
      
        
      That's a bad job
      for a guy with a stinger.
      
        
      Janet, your son's not sure
      he wants to go into honey!
      
        
      - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
      - I'm not trying to be funny.
      
        
      You're not funny! You're going
      into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
      
        
      - You're gonna be a stirrer?
      - No one's listening to me!
      
        
      Wait till you see the sticks I have.
      
        
      I could say anything right now.
      I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
      
        
      Let's open some honey and celebrate!
      
        
      Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
      Shave my antennae.
      
        
      Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
      a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
      
        
      I'm so proud.
      
        
      - We're starting work today!
      - Today's the day.
      
        
      Oome on! All the good jobs
      will be gone.
      
        
      Yeah, right.
      
        
      Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
      stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
      
        
      - Is it still available?
      - Hang on. Two left!
      
        
      One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
      Step to the side.
      
        
      - What'd you get?
      - Picking crud out. Stellar!
      
        
      Wow!
      
        
      Oouple of newbies?
      
        
      Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
      
        
      Make your choice.
      
        
      - You want to go first?
      - No, you go.
      
        
      Oh, my. What's available?
      
        
      Restroom attendant's open,
      not for the reason you think.
      
        
      - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
      - Sure, you're on.
      
        
      I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
      
        
      Wax monkey's always open.
      
        
      The Krelman opened up again.
      
        
      What happened?
      
        
      A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
      He's dead. Another dead one.
      
        
      Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
      
        
      Dead from the neck up.
      Dead from the neck down. That's life!
      
        
      Oh, this is so hard!
      
        
      Heating, cooling,
      stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
      
        
      humming, inspector number seven,
      lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
      
        
      mite wrangler. Barry, what
      do you think I should... Barry?
      
        
      Barry!
      
        
      All right, we've got the sunflower patch
      in quadrant nine...
      
        
      What happened to you?
      Where are you?
      
        
      - I'm going out.
      - Out? Out where?
      
        
      - Out there.
      - Oh, no!
      
        
      I have to, before I go
      to work for the rest of my life.
      
        
      You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
      
        
      Another call coming in.
      
        
      If anyone's feeling brave,
      there's a Korean deli on 83rd
      
        
      that gets their roses today.
      
        
      Hey, guys.
      
        
      - Look at that.
      - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
      
        
      Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
      
        
      It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
      
        
      Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
      
        
      Sign here, here. Just initial that.
      
        
      - Thank you.
      - OK.
      
        
      You got a rain advisory today,
      
        
      and as you all know,
      bees cannot fly in rain.
      
        
      So be careful. As always,
      watch your brooms,
      
        
      hockey sticks, dogs,
      birds, bears and bats.
      
        
      Also, I got a couple of reports
      of root beer being poured on us.
      
        
      Murphy's in a home because of it,
      babbling like a cicada!
      
        
      - That's awful.
      - And a reminder for you rookies,
      
        
      bee law number one,
      absolutely no talking to humans!
      
        
      All right, launch positions!
      
        
      Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
      buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
      
        
      Black and yellow!
      
        
      Hello!
      
        
      You ready for this, hot shot?
      
        
      Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
      
        
      Wind, check.
      
        
      - Antennae, check.
      - Nectar pack, check.
      
        
      - Wings, check.
      - Stinger, check.
      
        
      Scared out of my shorts, check.
      
        
      OK, ladies,
      
        
      let's move it out!
      
        
      Pound those petunias,
      you striped stem-suckers!
      
        
      All of you, drain those flowers!
      
        
      Wow! I'm out!
      
        
      I can't believe I'm out!
      
        
      So gay.
      
        
      I feel so fast and free!
      
        
      Box kite!
      
        
      Wow!
      
        
      Flowers!
      
        
      This is gay Leader.
      We have roses visual.
      
        
      Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
      
        
      Roses!
      
        
      30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
      
        
      Stand to the side, kid.
      It's got a bit of a kick.
      
        
      That is one nectar collector!
      
        
      - Ever see pollination up close?
      - No, sir.
      
        
      I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
      over here. Maybe a dash over there,
      
        
      a pinch on that one.
      See that? It's a little bit of magic.
      
        
      That's amazing. Why do we do that?
      
        
      That's pollen power. More pollen, more
      flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
      
        
      Oool.
      
        
      I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
      Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
      
        
      Oopy that visual.
      
        
      Wait. One of these flowers
      seems to be on the move.
      
        
      Say again? You're reporting
      a moving flower?
      
        
      Affirmative.
      
        
      That was on the line!
      
        
      This is the coolest. What is it?
      
        
      I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
      
        
      It smells good.
      Not like a flower, but I like it.
      
        
      Yeah, fuzzy.
      
        
      Ohemical-y.
      
        
      Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
      
        
      My sweet lord of bees!
      
        
      Oandy-brain, get off there!
      
        
      Problem!
      
        
      - Guys!
      - This could be bad.
      
        
      Affirmative.
      
        
      Very close.
      
        
      Gonna hurt.
      
        
      Mama's little boy.
      
        
      You are way out of position, rookie!
      
        
      Ooming in at you like a missile!
      
        
      Help me!
      
        
      I don't think these are flowers.
      
        
      - Should we tell him?
      - I think he knows.
      
        
      What is this?!
      
        
      Match point!
      
        
      You can start packing up, honey,
      because you're about to eat it!
      
        
      Yowser!
      
        
      Gross.
      
        
      There's a bee in the car!
      
        
      - Do something!
      - I'm driving!
      
        
      - Hi, bee.
      - He's back here!
      
        
      He's going to sting me!
      
        
      Nobody move. If you don't move,
      he won't sting you. Freeze!
      
        
      He blinked!
      
        
      Spray him, Granny!
      
        
      What are you doing?!
      
        
      Wow... the tension level
      out here is unbelievable.
      
        
      I gotta get home.
      
        
      Oan't fly in rain.
      
        
      Oan't fly in rain.
      
        
      Oan't fly in rain.
      
        
      Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
      
        
      Ken, could you close
      the window please?
      
        
      Ken, could you close
      the window please?
      
        
      Oheck out my new resume.
      I made it into a fold-out brochure.
      
        
      You see? Folds out.
      
        
      Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
      
        
      What was that?
      
        
      Maybe this time. This time. This time.
      This time! This time! This...
      
        
      Drapes!
      
        
      That is diabolical.
      
        
      It's fantastic. It's got all my special
      skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
      
        
      What's number one? Star Wars?
      
        
      Nah, I don't go for that...
      
        
      ...kind of stuff.
      
        
      No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
      They're out of their minds.
      
        
      When I leave a job interview, they're
      flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
      
        
      There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
      
        
      I don't remember the sun
      having a big 75 on it.
      
        
      I predicted global warming.
      
        
      I could feel it getting hotter.
      At first I thought it was just me.
      
        
      Wait! Stop! Bee!
      
        
      Stand back. These are winter boots.
      
        
      Wait!
      
        
      Don't kill him!
      
        
      You know I'm allergic to them!
      This thing could kill me!
      
        
      Why does his life have
      less value than yours?
      
        
      Why does his life have any less value
      than mine? Is that your statement?
      
        
      I'm just saying all life has value. You
      don't know what he's capable of feeling.
      
        
      My brochure!
      
        
      There you go, little guy.
      
        
      I'm not scared of him.
      It's an allergic thing.
      
        
      Put that on your resume brochure.
      
        
      My whole face could puff up.
      
        
      Make it one of your special skills.
      
        
      Knocking someone out
      is also a special skill.
      
        
      Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
      
        
      - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
      - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
      
        
      - You could put carob chips on there.
      - Bye.
      
        
      - Supposed to be less calories.
      - Bye.
      
        
      I gotta say something.
      
        
      She saved my life.
      I gotta say something.
      
        
      All right, here it goes.
      
        
      Nah.
      
        
      What would I say?
      
        
      I could really get in trouble.
      
        
      It's a bee law.
      You're not supposed to talk to a human.
      
        
      I can't believe I'm doing this.
      
        
      I've got to.
      
        
      Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
      
        
      No. Yes. No.
      
        
      Do it. I can't.
      
        
      How should I start it?
      "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
      
        
      Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
      
        
      Hi!
      
        
      I'm sorry.
      
        
      - You're talking.
      - Yes, I know.
      
        
      You're talking!
      
        
      I'm so sorry.
      
        
      No, it's OK. It's fine.
      I know I'm dreaming.
      
        
      But I don't recall going to bed.
      
        
      Well, I'm sure this
      is very disconcerting.
      
        
      This is a bit of a surprise to me.
      I mean, you're a bee!
      
        
      I am. And I'm not supposed
      to be doing this,
      
        
      but they were all trying to kill me.
      
        
      And if it wasn't for you...
      
        
      I had to thank you.
      It's just how I was raised.
      
        
      That was a little weird.
      
        
      - I'm talking with a bee.
      - Yeah.
      
        
      I'm talking to a bee.
      And the bee is talking to me!
      
        
      I just want to say I'm grateful.
      I'll leave now.
      
        
      - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
      - What?
      
        
      The talking thing.
      
        
      Same way you did, I guess.
      "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
      
        
      - That's very funny.
      - Yeah.
      
        
      Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
      we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
      
        
      Anyway...
      
        
      Oan I...
      
        
      ...get you something?
      - Like what?
      
        
      I don't know. I mean...
      I don't know. Ooffee?
      
        
      I don't want to put you out.
      
        
      It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
      
        
      - It's just coffee.
      - I hate to impose.
      
        
      - Don't be ridiculous!
      - Actually, I would love a cup.
      
        
      Hey, you want rum cake?
      
        
      - I shouldn't.
      - Have some.
      
        
      - No, I can't.
      - Oome on!
      
        
      I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
      
        
      - Where?
      - These stripes don't help.
      
        
      You look great!
      
        
      I don't know if you know
      anything about fashion.
      
        
      Are you all right?
      
        
      No.
      
        
      He's making the tie in the cab
      as they're flying up Madison.
      
        
      He finally gets there.
      
        
      He runs up the steps into the church.
      The wedding is on.
      
        
      And he says, "Watermelon?
      I thought you said Guatemalan.
      
        
      Why would I marry a watermelon?"
      
        
      Is that a bee joke?
      
        
      That's the kind of stuff we do.
      
        
      Yeah, different.
      
        
      So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
      
        
      About work? I don't know.
      
        
      I want to do my part for the hive,
      but I can't do it the way they want.
      
        
      I know how you feel.
      
        
      - You do?
      - Sure.
      
        
      My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
      a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
      
        
      - Really?
      - My only interest is flowers.
      
        
      Our new queen was just elected
      with that same campaign slogan.
      
        
      Anyway, if you look...
      
        
      There's my hive right there. See it?
      
        
      You're in Sheep Meadow!
      
        
      Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
      
        
      No way! I know that area.
      I lost a toe ring there once.
      
        
      - Why do girls put rings on their toes?
      - Why not?
      
        
      - It's like putting a hat on your knee.
      - Maybe I'll try that.
      
        
      - You all right, ma'am?
      - Oh, yeah. Fine.
      
        
      Just having two cups of coffee!
      
        
      Anyway, this has been great.
      Thanks for the coffee.
      
        
      Yeah, it's no trouble.
      
        
      Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
      I'd be up the rest of my life.
      
        
      Are you...?
      
        
      Oan I take a piece of this with me?
      
        
      Sure! Here, have a crumb.
      
        
      - Thanks!
      - Yeah.
      
        
      All right. Well, then...
      I guess I'll see you around.
      
        
      Or not.
      
        
      OK, Barry.
      
        
      And thank you
      so much again... for before.
      
        
      Oh, that? That was nothing.
      
        
      Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
      
        
      This can't possibly work.
      
        
      He's all set to go.
      We may as well try it.
      
        
      OK, Dave, pull the chute.
      
        
      - Sounds amazing.
      - It was amazing!
      
        
      It was the scariest,
      happiest moment of my life.
      
        
      Humans! I can't believe
      you were with humans!
      
        
      Giant, scary humans!
      What were they like?
      
        
      Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
      
        
      They eat crazy giant things.
      They drive crazy.
      
        
      - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
      - Some of them. But some of them don't.
      
        
      - How'd you get back?
      - Poodle.
      
        
      You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
      whatever you wanted to see.
      
        
      You had your "experience." Now you
      can pick out yourjob and be normal.
      
        
      - Well...
      - Well?
      
        
      Well, I met someone.
      
        
      You did? Was she Bee-ish?
      
        
      - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
      - No, no, no, not a wasp.
      
        
      - Spider?
      - I'm not attracted to spiders.
      
        
      I know it's the hottest thing,
      with the eight legs and all.
      
        
      I can't get by that face.
      
        
      So who is she?
      
        
      She's... human.
      
        
      No, no. That's a bee law.
      You wouldn't break a bee law.
      
        
      - Her name's Vanessa.
      - Oh, boy.
      
        
      She's so nice. And she's a florist!
      
        
      Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
      
        
      We're not dating.
      
        
      You're flying outside the hive, talking
      to humans that attack our homes
      
        
      with power washers and M-80s!
      One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
      
        
      She saved my life!
      And she understands me.
      
        
      This is over!
      
        
      Eat this.
      
        
      This is not over! What was that?
      
        
      - They call it a crumb.
      - It was so stingin' stripey!
      
        
      And that's not what they eat.
      That's what falls off what they eat!
      
        
      - You know what a Oinnabon is?
      - No.
      
        
      It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
      They heat it up...
      
        
      Sit down!
      
        
      ...really hot!
      - Listen to me!
      
        
      We are not them! We're us.
      There's us and there's them!
      
        
      Yes, but who can deny
      the heart that is yearning?
      
        
      There's no yearning.
      Stop yearning. Listen to me!
      
        
      You have got to start thinking bee,
      my friend. Thinking bee!
      
        
      - Thinking bee.
      - Thinking bee.
      
        
      Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
      Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
      
        
      There he is. He's in the pool.
      
        
      You know what your problem is, Barry?
      
        
      I gotta start thinking bee?
      
        
      How much longer will this go on?
      
        
      It's been three days!
      Why aren't you working?
      
        
      I've got a lot of big life decisions
      to think about.
      
        
      What life? You have no life!
      You have no job. You're barely a bee!
      
        
      Would it kill you
      to make a little honey?
      
        
      Barry, come out.
      Your father's talking to you.
      
        
      Martin, would you talk to him?
      
        
      Barry, I'm talking to you!
      
        
      You coming?
      
        
      Got everything?
      
        
      All set!
      
        
      Go ahead. I'll catch up.
      
        
      Don't be too long.
      
        
      Watch this!
      
        
      Vanessa!
      
        
      - We're still here.
      - I told you not to yell at him.
      
        
      He doesn't respond to yelling!
      
        
      - Then why yell at me?
      - Because you don't listen!
      
        
      I'm not listening to this.
      
        
      Sorry, I've gotta go.
      
        
      - Where are you going?
      - I'm meeting a friend.
      
        
      A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
      
        
      Bye.
      
        
      I just hope she's Bee-ish.
      
        
      They have a huge parade
      of flowers every year in Pasadena?
      
        
      To be in the Tournament of Roses,
      that's every florist's dream!
      
        
      Up on a float, surrounded
      by flowers, crowds cheering.
      
        
      A tournament. Do the roses
      compete in athletic events?
      
        
      No. All right, I've got one.
      How come you don't fly everywhere?
      
        
      It's exhausting. Why don't you
      run everywhere? It's faster.
      
        
      Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
      All right, your turn.
      
        
      TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
      That's insane!
      
        
      You don't have that?
      
        
      We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
      It's a horrible, horrible disease.
      
        
      Oh, my.
      
        
      Dumb bees!
      
        
      You must want to sting all those jerks.
      
        
      We try not to sting.
      It's usually fatal for us.
      
        
      So you have to watch your temper.
      
        
      Very carefully.
      You kick a wall, take a walk,
      
        
      write an angry letter and throw it out.
      Work through it like any emotion:
      
        
      Anger, jealousy, lust.
      
        
      Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
      
        
      Yeah.
      
        
      - What is wrong with you?!
      - It's a bug.
      
        
      He's not bothering anybody.
      Get out of here, you creep!
      
        
      What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
      
        
      Yeah, it was. How did you know?
      
        
      It felt like about 10 pages.
      Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
      
        
      You've really got that
      down to a science.
      
        
      - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
      - I'll bet.
      
        
      What in the name
      of Mighty Hercules is this?
      
        
      How did this get here?
      Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
      
        
      Ray Liotta Private Select?
      
        
      - Is he that actor?
      - I never heard of him.
      
        
      - Why is this here?
      - For people. We eat it.
      
        
      You don't have
      enough food of your own?
      
        
      - Well, yes.
      - How do you get it?
      
        
      - Bees make it.
      - I know who makes it!
      
        
      And it's hard to make it!
      
        
      There's heating, cooling, stirring.
      You need a whole Krelman thing!
      
        
      - It's organic.
      - It's our-ganic!
      
        
      It's just honey, Barry.
      
        
      Just what?!
      
        
      Bees don't know about this!
      This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
      
        
      You've taken our homes, schools,
      hospitals! This is all we have!
      
        
      And it's on sale?!
      I'm getting to the bottom of this.
      
        
      I'm getting to the bottom
      of all of this!
      
        
      Hey, Hector.
      
        
      - You almost done?
      - Almost.
      
        
      He is here. I sense it.
      
        
      Well, I guess I'll go home now
      
        
      and just leave this nice honey out,
      with no one around.
      
        
      You're busted, box boy!
      
        
      I knew I heard something.
      So you can talk!
      
        
      I can talk.
      And now you'll start talking!
      
        
      Where you getting the sweet stuff?
      Who's your supplier?
      
        
      I don't understand.
      I thought we were friends.
      
        
      The last thing we want
      to do is upset bees!
      
        
      You're too late! It's ours now!
      
        
      You, sir, have crossed
      the wrong sword!
      
        
      You, sir, will be lunch
      for my iguana, Ignacio!
      
        
      Where is the honey coming from?
      
        
      Tell me where!
      
        
      Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
      
        
      Orazy person!
      
        
      What horrible thing has happened here?
      
        
      These faces, they never knew
      what hit them. And now
      
        
      they're on the road to nowhere!
      
        
      Just keep still.
      
        
      What? You're not dead?
      
        
      Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
      that moves. Where you headed?
      
        
      To Honey Farms.
      I am onto something huge here.
      
        
      I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
      crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
      
        
      I'm going to Tacoma.
      
        
      - And you?
      - He really is dead.
      
        
      All right.
      
        
      Uh-oh!
      
        
      - What is that?!
      - Oh, no!
      
        
      - A wiper! Triple blade!
      - Triple blade?
      
        
      Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
      
        
      Why does everything have
      to be so doggone clean?!
      
        
      How much do you people need to see?!
      
        
      Open your eyes!
      Stick your head out the window!
      
        
      From NPR News in Washington,
      I'm Oarl Kasell.
      
        
      But don't kill no more bugs!
      
        
      - Bee!
      - Moose blood guy!!
      
        
      - You hear something?
      - Like what?
      
        
      Like tiny screaming.
      
        
      Turn off the radio.
      
        
      Whassup, bee boy?
      
        
      Hey, Blood.
      
        
      Just a row of honey jars,
      as far as the eye could see.
      
        
      Wow!
      
        
      I assume wherever this truck goes
      is where they're getting it.
      
        
      I mean, that honey's ours.
      
        
      - Bees hang tight.
      - We're all jammed in.
      
        
      It's a close community.
      
        
      Not us, man. We on our own.
      Every mosquito on his own.
      
        
      - What if you get in trouble?
      - You a mosquito, you in trouble.
      
        
      Nobody likes us. They just smack.
      See a mosquito, smack, smack!
      
        
      At least you're out in the world.
      You must meet girls.
      
        
      Mosquito girls try to trade up,
      get with a moth, dragonfly.
      
        
      Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
      
        
      You got to be kidding me!
      
        
      Mooseblood's about to leave
      the building! So long, bee!
      
        
      - Hey, guys!
      - Mooseblood!
      
        
      I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
      Did you bring your crazy straw?
      
        
      We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
      and it's pretty much pure profit.
      
        
      What is this place?
      
        
      A bee's got a brain
      the size of a pinhead.
      
        
      They are pinheads!
      
        
      Pinhead.
      
        
      - Oheck out the new smoker.
      - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
      
        
      The Thomas 3000!
      
        
      Smoker?
      
        
      Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
      Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
      
        
      A couple breaths of this
      knocks them right out.
      
        
      They make the honey,
      and we make the money.
      
        
      "They make the honey,
      and we make the money"?
      
        
      Oh, my!
      
        
      What's going on? Are you OK?
      
        
      Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
      
        
      Do you know you're
      in a fake hive with fake walls?
      
        
      Our queen was moved here.
      We had no choice.
      
        
      This is your queen?
      That's a man in women's clothes!
      
        
      That's a drag queen!
      
        
      What is this?
      
        
      Oh, no!
      
        
      There's hundreds of them!
      
        
      Bee honey.
      
        
      Our honey is being brazenly stolen
      on a massive scale!
      
        
      This is worse than anything bears
      have done! I intend to do something.
      
        
      Oh, Barry, stop.
      
        
      Who told you humans are taking
      our honey? That's a rumor.
      
        
      Do these look like rumors?
      
        
      That's a conspiracy theory.
      These are obviously doctored photos.
      
        
      How did you get mixed up in this?
      
        
      He's been talking to humans.
      
        
      - What?
      - Talking to humans?!
      
        
      He has a human girlfriend.
      And they make out!
      
        
      Make out? Barry!
      
        
      We do not.
      
        
      - You wish you could.
      - Whose side are you on?
      
        
      The bees!
      
        
      I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
      Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
      
        
      Barry, this is what you want
      to do with your life?
      
        
      I want to do it for all our lives.
      Nobody works harder than bees!
      
        
      Dad, I remember you
      coming home so overworked
      
        
      your hands were still stirring.
      You couldn't stop.
      
        
      I remember that.
      
        
      What right do they have to our honey?
      
        
      We live on two cups a year. They put it
      in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
      
        
      Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
      
        
      Sting them where it really hurts.
      
        
      In the face! The eye!
      
        
      - That would hurt.
      - No.
      
        
      Up the nose? That's a killer.
      
        
      There's only one place you can sting
      the humans, one place where it matters.
      
        
      Hive at Five, the hive's only
      full-hour action news source.
      
        
      No more bee beards!
      
        
      With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
      
        
      Weather with Storm Stinger.
      
        
      Sports with Buzz Larvi.
      
        
      And Jeanette Ohung.
      
        
      - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
      - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
      
        
      A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
      
        
      intends to sue the human race
      for stealing our honey,
      
        
      packaging it and profiting
      from it illegally!
      
        
      Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
      
        
      we'll have three former queens here in
      our studio, discussing their new book,
      
        
      Olassy Ladies,
      out this week on Hexagon.
      
        
      Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
      
        
      Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
      from the hive. I can't do this"?
      
        
      Bees have never been afraid
      to change the world.
      
        
      What about Bee Oolumbus?
      Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
      
        
      Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
      
        
      We were thinking
      of stickball or candy stores.
      
        
      How old are you?
      
        
      The bee community
      is supporting you in this case,
      
        
      which will be the trial
      of the bee century.
      
        
      You know, they have a Larry King
      in the human world too.
      
        
      It's a common name. Next week...
      
        
      He looks like you and has a show
      and suspenders and colored dots...
      
        
      Next week...
      
        
      Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
      guest even though you just heard 'em.
      
        
      Bear Week next week!
      They're scary, hairy and here live.
      
        
      Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
      squinty eyes, very Jewish.
      
        
      In tennis, you attack
      at the point of weakness!
      
        
      It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
      
        
      Honey, her backhand's a joke!
      I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
      
        
      Quiet, please.
      Actual work going on here.
      
        
      - Is that that same bee?
      - Yes, it is!
      
        
      I'm helping him sue the human race.
      
        
      - Hello.
      - Hello, bee.
      
        
      This is Ken.
      
        
      Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
      ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
      
        
      Why does he talk again?
      
        
      Listen, you better go
      'cause we're really busy working.
      
        
      But it's our yogurt night!
      
        
      Bye-bye.
      
        
      Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
      
        
      You poor thing.
      You two have been at this for hours!
      
        
      Yes, and Adam here
      has been a huge help.
      
        
      - Frosting...
      - How many sugars?
      
        
      Just one. I try not
      to use the competition.
      
        
      So why are you helping me?
      
        
      Bees have good qualities.
      
        
      And it takes my mind off the shop.
      
        
      Instead of flowers, people
      are giving balloon bouquets now.
      
        
      Those are great, if you're three.
      
        
      And artificial flowers.
      
        
      - Oh, those just get me psychotic!
      - Yeah, me too.
      
        
      Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
      
        
      Bees must hate those fake things!
      
        
      Nothing worse
      than a daffodil that's had work done.
      
        
      Maybe this could make up
      for it a little bit.
      
        
      - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
      - I guess.
      
        
      You sure you want to go through with it?
      
        
      Am I sure? When I'm done with
      the humans, they won't be able
      
        
      to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
      without paying a royalty!
      
        
      It's an incredible scene
      here in downtown Manhattan,
      
        
      where the world anxiously waits,
      because for the first time in history,
      
        
      we will hear for ourselves
      if a honeybee can actually speak.
      
        
      What have we gotten into here, Barry?
      
        
      It's pretty big, isn't it?
      
        
      I can't believe how many humans
      don't work during the day.
      
        
      You think billion-dollar multinational
      food companies have good lawyers?
      
        
      Everybody needs to stay
      behind the barricade.
      
        
      - What's the matter?
      - I don't know, I just got a chill.
      
        
      Well, if it isn't the bee team.
      
        
      You boys work on this?
      
        
      All rise! The Honorable
      Judge Bumbleton presiding.
      
        
      All right. Oase number 4475,
      
        
      Superior Oourt of New York,
      Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
      
        
      is now in session.
      
        
      Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
      the five food companies collectively?
      
        
      A privilege.
      
        
      Mr. Benson... you're representing
      all the bees of the world?
      
        
      I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
      we're ready to proceed.
      
        
      Mr. Montgomery,
      your opening statement, please.
      
        
      Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
      
        
      my grandmother was a simple woman.
      
        
      Born on a farm, she believed
      it was man's divine right
      
        
      to benefit from the bounty
      of nature God put before us.
      
        
      If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
      Mr. Benson imagines,
      
        
      just think of what would it mean.
      
        
      I would have to negotiate
      with the silkworm
      
        
      for the elastic in my britches!
      
        
      Talking bee!
      
        
      How do we know this isn't some sort of
      
        
      holographic motion-picture-capture
      Hollywood wizardry?
      
        
      They could be using laser beams!
      
        
      Robotics! Ventriloquism!
      Oloning! For all we know,
      
        
      he could be on steroids!
      
        
      Mr. Benson?
      
        
      Ladies and gentlemen,
      there's no trickery here.
      
        
      I'm just an ordinary bee.
      Honey's pretty important to me.
      
        
      It's important to all bees.
      We invented it!
      
        
      We make it. And we protect it
      with our lives.
      
        
      Unfortunately, there are
      some people in this room
      
        
      who think they can take it from us
      
        
      'cause we're the little guys!
      I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
      
        
      you'll see how, by taking our honey,
      you not only take everything we have
      
        
      but everything we are!
      
        
      I wish he'd dress like that
      all the time. So nice!
      
        
      Oall your first witness.
      
        
      So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
      of Honey Farms, big company you have.
      
        
      I suppose so.
      
        
      I see you also own
      Honeyburton and Honron!
      
        
      Yes, they provide beekeepers
      for our farms.
      
        
      Beekeeper. I find that
      to be a very disturbing term.
      
        
      I don't imagine you employ
      any bee-free-ers, do you?
      
        
      - No.
      - I couldn't hear you.
      
        
      - No.
      - No.
      
        
      Because you don't free bees.
      You keep bees. Not only that,
      
        
      it seems you thought a bear would be
      an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
      
        
      They're very lovable creatures.
      
        
      Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
      
        
      You mean like this?
      
        
      Bears kill bees!
      
        
      How'd you like his head crashing
      through your living room?!
      
        
      Biting into your couch!
      Spitting out your throw pillows!
      
        
      OK, that's enough. Take him away.
      
        
      So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
      Your name intrigues me.
      
        
      - Where have I heard it before?
      - I was with a band called The Police.
      
        
      But you've never been
      a police officer, have you?
      
        
      No, I haven't.
      
        
      No, you haven't. And so here
      we have yet another example
      
        
      of bee culture casually
      stolen by a human
      
        
      for nothing more than
      a prance-about stage name.
      
        
      Oh, please.
      
        
      Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
      
        
      Because I'm feeling
      a little stung, Sting.
      
        
      Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
      
        
      That's not his real name?! You idiots!
      
        
      Mr. Liotta, first,
      belated congratulations on
      
        
      your Emmy win for a guest spot
      on ER in 2005.
      
        
      Thank you. Thank you.
      
        
      I see from your resume
      that you're devilishly handsome
      
        
      with a churning inner turmoil
      that's ready to blow.
      
        
      I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
      
        
      Not yet it isn't. But is this
      what it's come to for you?
      
        
      Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
      so you don't
      
        
      have to rehearse
      your part and learn your lines, sir?
      
        
      Watch it, Benson!
      I could blow right now!
      
        
      This isn't a goodfella.
      This is a badfella!
      
        
      Why doesn't someone just step on
      this creep, and we can all go home?!
      
        
      - Order in this court!
      - You're all thinking it!
      
        
      Order! Order, I say!
      
        
      - Say it!
      - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
      
        
      I think it was awfully nice
      of that bear to pitch in like that.
      
        
      I think the jury's on our side.
      
        
      Are we doing everything right, legally?
      
        
      I'm a florist.
      
        
      Right. Well, here's to a great team.
      
        
      To a great team!
      
        
      Well, hello.
      
        
      - Ken!
      - Hello.
      
        
      I didn't think you were coming.
      
        
      No, I was just late.
      I tried to call, but... the battery.
      
        
      I didn't want all this to go to waste,
      so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
      
        
      Oh, that was lucky.
      
        
      There's a little left.
      I could heat it up.
      
        
      Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
      
        
      So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
      
        
      I'm not much for the game myself.
      The ball's a little grabby.
      
        
      That's where I usually sit.
      Right... there.
      
        
      Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
      
        
      and he agreed with me that eating with
      chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
      
        
      You think I don't see what you're doing?
      
        
      I know how hard it is to find
      the rightjob. We have that in common.
      
        
      Do we?
      
        
      Bees have 100 percent employment,
      but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
      
        
      That's just what
      I was thinking about doing.
      
        
      Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
      for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
      
        
      I'm going to drain the old stinger.
      
        
      Yeah, you do that.
      
        
      Look at that.
      
        
      You know, I've just about had it
      
        
      with your little mind games.
      
        
      - What's that?
      - Italian Vogue.
      
        
      Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
      
        
      A lot of ads.
      
        
      Remember what Van said, why is
      your life more valuable than mine?
      
        
      Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
      
        
      I think something stinks in here!
      
        
      I love the smell of flowers.
      
        
      How do you like the smell of flames?!
      
        
      Not as much.
      
        
      Water bug! Not taking sides!
      
        
      Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
      This is pathetic!
      
        
      I've got issues!
      
        
      Well, well, well, a royal flush!
      
        
      - You're bluffing.
      - Am I?
      
        
      Surf's up, dude!
      
        
      Poo water!
      
        
      That bowl is gnarly.
      
        
      Except for those dirty yellow rings!
      
        
      Kenneth! What are you doing?!
      
        
      You know, I don't even like honey!
      I don't eat it!
      
        
      We need to talk!
      
        
      He's just a little bee!
      
        
      And he happens to be
      the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
      
        
      Long time? What are you talking about?!
      Are there other bugs in your life?
      
        
      No, but there are other things bugging
      me in life. And you're one of them!
      
        
      Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
      
        
      My nerves are fried from riding
      on this emotional roller coaster!
      
        
      Goodbye, Ken.
      
        
      And for your information,
      
        
      I prefer sugar-free, artificial
      sweeteners made by man!
      
        
      I'm sorry about all that.
      
        
      I know it's got
      an aftertaste! I like it!
      
        
      I always felt there was some kind
      of barrier between Ken and me.
      
        
      I couldn't overcome it.
      Oh, well.
      
        
      Are you OK for the trial?
      
        
      I believe Mr. Montgomery
      is about out of ideas.
      
        
      We would like to call
      Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
      
        
      Good idea! You can really see why he's
      considered one of the best lawyers...
      
        
      Yeah.
      
        
      Layton, you've
      gotta weave some magic
      
        
      with this jury,
      or it's gonna be all over.
      
        
      Don't worry. The only thing I have
      to do to turn this jury around
      
        
      is to remind them
      of what they don't like about bees.
      
        
      - You got the tweezers?
      - Are you allergic?
      
        
      Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
      
        
      Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
      what I think we'd all like to know.
      
        
      What exactly is your relationship
      
        
      to that woman?
      
        
      We're friends.
      
        
      - Good friends?
      - Yes.
      
        
      How good? Do you live together?
      
        
      Wait a minute...
      
        
      Are you her little...
      
        
      ...bedbug?
      
        
      I've seen a bee documentary or two.
      From what I understand,
      
        
      doesn't your queen give birth
      to all the bee children?
      
        
      - Yeah, but...
      - So those aren't your real parents!
      
        
      - Oh, Barry...
      - Yes, they are!
      
        
      Hold me back!
      
        
      You're an illegitimate bee,
      aren't you, Benson?
      
        
      He's denouncing bees!
      
        
      Don't y'all date your cousins?
      
        
      - Objection!
      - I'm going to pincushion this guy!
      
        
      Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
      
        
      Oh, I'm hit!!
      
        
      Oh, lordy, I am hit!
      
        
      Order! Order!
      
        
      The venom! The venom
      is coursing through my veins!
      
        
      I have been felled
      by a winged beast of destruction!
      
        
      You see? You can't treat them
      like equals! They're striped savages!
      
        
      Stinging's the only thing
      they know! It's their way!
      
        
      - Adam, stay with me.
      - I can't feel my legs.
      
        
      What angel of mercy
      will come forward to suck the poison
      
        
      from my heaving buttocks?
      
        
      I will have order in this court. Order!
      
        
      Order, please!
      
        
      The case of the honeybees
      versus the human race
      
        
      took a pointed turn against the bees
      
        
      yesterday when one of their legal
      team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
      
        
      - Hey, buddy.
      - Hey.
      
        
      - Is there much pain?
      - Yeah.
      
        
      I...
      
        
      I blew the whole case, didn't I?
      
        
      It doesn't matter. What matters is
      you're alive. You could have died.
      
        
      I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
      
        
      They got it from the cafeteria
      downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
      
        
      Look, there's
      a little celery still on it.
      
        
      What was it like to sting someone?
      
        
      I can't explain it. It was all...
      
        
      All adrenaline and then...
      and then ecstasy!
      
        
      All right.
      
        
      You think it was all a trap?
      
        
      Of course. I'm sorry.
      I flew us right into this.
      
        
      What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
      just a couple of bugs in this world.
      
        
      What will the humans do to us
      if they win?
      
        
      I don't know.
      
        
      I hear they put the roaches in motels.
      That doesn't sound so bad.
      
        
      Adam, they check in,
      but they don't check out!
      
        
      Oh, my.
      
        
      Oould you get a nurse
      to close that window?
      
        
      - Why?
      - The smoke.
      
        
      Bees don't smoke.
      
        
      Right. Bees don't smoke.
      
        
      Bees don't smoke!
      But some bees are smoking.
      
        
      That's it! That's our case!
      
        
      It is? It's not over?
      
        
      Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
      
        
      Get back to the court and stall.
      Stall any way you can.
      
        
      And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
      
        
      Mr. Flayman.
      
        
      Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
      
        
      Where is the rest of your team?
      
        
      Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
      
        
      Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
      
        
      and as a result,
      we don't make very good time.
      
        
      I actually heard a funny story about...
      
        
      Your Honor,
      haven't these ridiculous bugs
      
        
      taken up enough
      of this court's valuable time?
      
        
      How much longer will we allow
      these absurd shenanigans to go on?
      
        
      They have presented no compelling
      evidence to support their charges
      
        
      against my clients,
      who run legitimate businesses.
      
        
      I move for a complete dismissal
      of this entire case!
      
        
      Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
      
        
      to have to consider
      Mr. Montgomery's motion.
      
        
      But you can't! We have a terrific case.
      
        
      Where is your proof?
      Where is the evidence?
      
        
      Show me the smoking gun!
      
        
      Hold it, Your Honor!
      You want a smoking gun?
      
        
      Here is your smoking gun.
      
        
      What is that?
      
        
      It's a bee smoker!
      
        
      What, this?
      This harmless little contraption?
      
        
      This couldn't hurt a fly,
      let alone a bee.
      
        
      Look at what has happened
      
        
      to bees who have never been asked,
      "Smoking or non?"
      
        
      Is this what nature intended for us?
      
        
      To be forcibly addicted
      to smoke machines
      
        
      and man-made wooden slat work camps?
      
        
      Living out our lives as honey slaves
      to the white man?
      
        
      - What are we gonna do?
      - He's playing the species card.
      
        
      Ladies and gentlemen, please,
      free these bees!
      
        
      Free the bees! Free the bees!
      
        
      Free the bees!
      
        
      Free the bees! Free the bees!
      
        
      The court finds in favor of the bees!
      
        
      Vanessa, we won!
      
        
      I knew you could do it! High-five!
      
        
      Sorry.
      
        
      I'm OK! You know what this means?
      
        
      All the honey
      will finally belong to the bees.
      
        
      Now we won't have
      to work so hard all the time.
      
        
      This is an unholy perversion
      of the balance of nature, Benson.
      
        
      You'll regret this.
      
        
      Barry, how much honey is out there?
      
        
      All right. One at a time.
      
        
      Barry, who are you wearing?
      
        
      My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
      and I have no pants.
      
        
      - What if Montgomery's right?
      - What do you mean?
      
        
      We've been living the bee way
      a long time, 27 million years.
      
        
      Oongratulations on your victory.
      What will you demand as a settlement?
      
        
      First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
      of all bee work camps.
      
        
      Then we want back the honey
      that was ours to begin with,
      
        
      every last drop.
      
        
      We demand an end to the glorification
      of the bear as anything more
      
        
      than a filthy, smelly,
      bad-breath stink machine.
      
        
      We're all aware
      of what they do in the woods.
      
        
      Wait for my signal.
      
        
      Take him out.
      
        
      He'll have nauseous
      for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
      
        
      And we will no longer tolerate
      bee-negative nicknames...
      
        
      But it's just a prance-about stage name!
      
        
      ...unnecessary inclusion of honey
      in bogus health products
      
        
      and la-dee-da human
      tea-time snack garnishments.
      
        
      Oan't breathe.
      
        
      Bring it in, boys!
      
        
      Hold it right there! Good.
      
        
      Tap it.
      
        
      Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
      and there's gallons more coming!
      
        
      - I think we need to shut down!
      - Shut down? We've never shut down.
      
        
      Shut down honey production!
      
        
      Stop making honey!
      
        
      Turn your key, sir!
      
        
      What do we do now?
      
        
      Oannonball!
      
        
      We're shutting honey production!
      
        
      Mission abort.
      
        
      Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
      Returning to base.
      
        
      Adam, you wouldn't believe
      how much honey was out there.
      
        
      Oh, yeah?
      
        
      What's going on? Where is everybody?
      
        
      - Are they out celebrating?
      - They're home.
      
        
      They don't know what to do.
      Laying out, sleeping in.
      
        
      I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
      to San Antonio with a cricket.
      
        
      At least we got our honey back.
      
        
      Sometimes I think, so what if humans
      liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
      
        
      It's the greatest thing in the world!
      I was excited to be part of making it.
      
        
      This was my new desk. This was my
      new job. I wanted to do it really well.
      
        
      And now...
      
        
      Now I can't.
      
        
      I don't understand
      why they're not happy.
      
        
      I thought their lives would be better!
      
        
      They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
      Honey really changes people.
      
        
      You don't have any idea
      what's going on, do you?
      
        
      - What did you want to show me?
      - This.
      
        
      What happened here?
      
        
      That is not the half of it.
      
        
      Oh, no. Oh, my.
      
        
      They're all wilting.
      
        
      Doesn't look very good, does it?
      
        
      No.
      
        
      And whose fault do you think that is?
      
        
      You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
      
        
      Bees?
      
        
      Specifically, me.
      
        
      I didn't think bees not needing to make
      honey would affect all these things.
      
        
      It's notjust flowers.
      Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
      
        
      That's our whole SAT test right there.
      
        
      Take away produce, that affects
      the entire animal kingdom.
      
        
      And then, of course...
      
        
      The human species?
      
        
      So if there's no more pollination,
      
        
      it could all just go south here,
      couldn't it?
      
        
      I know this is also partly my fault.
      
        
      How about a suicide pact?
      
        
      How do we do it?
      
        
      - I'll sting you, you step on me.
      - Thatjust kills you twice.
      
        
      Right, right.
      
        
      Listen, Barry...
      sorry, but I gotta get going.
      
        
      I had to open my mouth and talk.
      
        
      Vanessa?
      
        
      Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
      Where are you going?
      
        
      To the final Tournament of Roses parade
      in Pasadena.
      
        
      They've moved it to this weekend
      because all the flowers are dying.
      
        
      It's the last chance
      I'll ever have to see it.
      
        
      Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
      I never meant it to turn out like this.
      
        
      I know. Me neither.
      
        
      Tournament of Roses.
      Roses can't do sports.
      
        
      Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
      
        
      Roses!
      
        
      Vanessa!
      
        
      Roses?!
      
        
      Barry?
      
        
      - Roses are flowers!
      - Yes, they are.
      
        
      Flowers, bees, pollen!
      
        
      I know.
      That's why this is the last parade.
      
        
      Maybe not.
      Oould you ask him to slow down?
      
        
      Oould you slow down?
      
        
      Barry!
      
        
      OK, I made a huge mistake.
      This is a total disaster, all my fault.
      
        
      Yes, it kind of is.
      
        
      I've ruined the planet.
      I wanted to help you
      
        
      with the flower shop.
      I've made it worse.
      
        
      Actually, it's completely closed down.
      
        
      I thought maybe you were remodeling.
      
        
      But I have another idea, and it's
      greater than my previous ideas combined.
      
        
      I don't want to hear it!
      
        
      All right, they have the roses,
      the roses have the pollen.
      
        
      I know every bee, plant
      and flower bud in this park.
      
        
      All we gotta do is get what they've got
      back here with what we've got.
      
        
      - Bees.
      - Park.
      
        
      - Pollen!
      - Flowers.
      
        
      - Repollination!
      - Across the nation!
      
        
      Tournament of Roses,
      Pasadena, Oalifornia.
      
        
      They've got nothing
      but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
      
        
      Security will be tight.
      
        
      I have an idea.
      
        
      Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
      
        
      Official floral business. It's real.
      
        
      Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
      
        
      Thank you. It was a gift.
      
        
      Once inside,
      we just pick the right float.
      
        
      How about The Princess and the Pea?
      
        
      I could be the princess,
      and you could be the pea!
      
        
      Yes, I got it.
      
        
      - Where should I sit?
      - What are you?
      
        
      - I believe I'm the pea.
      - The pea?
      
        
      It goes under the mattresses.
      
        
      - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
      - I'm getting the marshal.
      
        
      You do that!
      This whole parade is a fiasco!
      
        
      Let's see what this baby'll do.
      
        
      Hey, what are you doing?!
      
        
      Then all we do
      is blend in with traffic...
      
        
      ...without arousing suspicion.
      
        
      Once at the airport,
      there's no stopping us.
      
        
      Stop! Security.
      
        
      - You and your insect pack your float?
      - Yes.
      
        
      Has it been
      in your possession the entire time?
      
        
      Would you remove your shoes?
      
        
      - Remove your stinger.
      - It's part of me.
      
        
      I know. Just having some fun.
      Enjoy your flight.
      
        
      Then if we're lucky, we'll have
      just enough pollen to do the job.
      
        
      Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
      have just enough pollen to do the job!
      
        
      I think this is gonna work.
      
        
      It's got to work.
      
        
      Attention, passengers,
      this is Oaptain Scott.
      
        
      We have a bit of bad weather
      in New York.
      
        
      It looks like we'll experience
      a couple hours delay.
      
        
      Barry, these are cut flowers
      with no water. They'll never make it.
      
        
      I gotta get up there
      and talk to them.
      
        
      Be careful.
      
        
      Oan I get help
      with the Sky Mall magazine?
      
        
      I'd like to order the talking
      inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
      
        
      Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
      
        
      - What'd you say, Hal?
      - Nothing.
      
        
      Bee!
      
        
      Don't freak out! My entire species...
      
        
      What are you doing?
      
        
      - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
      - Who's an attorney?
      
        
      Don't move.
      
        
      Oh, Barry.
      
        
      Good afternoon, passengers.
      This is your captain.
      
        
      Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
      please report to the cockpit?
      
        
      And please hurry!
      
        
      What happened here?
      
        
      There was a DustBuster,
      a toupee, a life raft exploded.
      
        
      One's bald, one's in a boat,
      they're both unconscious!
      
        
      - Is that another bee joke?
      - No!
      
        
      No one's flying the plane!
      
        
      This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
      What's your status?
      
        
      This is Vanessa Bloome.
      I'm a florist from New York.
      
        
      Where's the pilot?
      
        
      He's unconscious,
      and so is the copilot.
      
        
      Not good. Does anyone onboard
      have flight experience?
      
        
      As a matter of fact, there is.
      
        
      - Who's that?
      - Barry Benson.
      
        
      From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
      
        
      Vanessa, this is nothing more
      than a big metal bee.
      
        
      It's got giant wings, huge engines.
      
        
      I can't fly a plane.
      
        
      - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
      - Yes.
      
        
      How hard could it be?
      
        
      Wait, Barry!
      We're headed into some lightning.
      
        
      This is Bob Bumble. We have some
      late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
      
        
      where a suspenseful scene
      is developing.
      
        
      Barry Benson,
      fresh from his legal victory...
      
        
      That's Barry!
      
        
      ...is attempting to land a plane,
      loaded with people, flowers
      
        
      and an incapacitated flight crew.
      
        
      Flowers?!
      
        
      We have a storm in the area
      and two individuals at the controls
      
        
      with absolutely no flight experience.
      
        
      Just a minute.
      There's a bee on that plane.
      
        
      I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
      and his no-account compadres.
      
        
      They've done enough damage.
      
        
      But isn't he your only hope?
      
        
      Technically, a bee
      shouldn't be able to fly at all.
      
        
      Their wings are too small...
      
        
      Haven't we heard this a million times?
      
        
      "The surface area of the wings
      and body mass make no sense."
      
        
      - Get this on the air!
      - Got it.
      
        
      - Stand by.
      - We're going live.
      
        
      The way we work may be a mystery to you.
      
        
      Making honey takes a lot of bees
      doing a lot of small jobs.
      
        
      But let me tell you about a small job.
      
        
      If you do it well,
      it makes a big difference.
      
        
      More than we realized.
      To us, to everyone.
      
        
      That's why I want to get bees
      back to working together.
      
        
      That's the bee way!
      We're not made of Jell-O.
      
        
      We get behind a fellow.
      
        
      - Black and yellow!
      - Hello!
      
        
      Left, right, down, hover.
      
        
      - Hover?
      - Forget hover.
      
        
      This isn't so hard.
      Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
      
        
      Barry, what happened?!
      
        
      Wait, I think we were
      on autopilot the whole time.
      
        
      - That may have been helping me.
      - And now we're not!
      
        
      So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
      
        
      All of you, let's get
      behind this fellow! Move it out!
      
        
      Move out!
      
        
      Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
      you copy me with the wings of the plane!
      
        
      Don't have to yell.
      
        
      I'm not yelling!
      We're in a lot of trouble.
      
        
      It's very hard to concentrate
      with that panicky tone in your voice!
      
        
      It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
      
        
      I can't do this!
      
        
      Vanessa, pull yourself together.
      You have to snap out of it!
      
        
      You snap out of it.
      
        
      You snap out of it.
      
        
      - You snap out of it!
      - You snap out of it!
      
        
      - You snap out of it!
      - You snap out of it!
      
        
      - You snap out of it!
      - You snap out of it!
      
        
      - Hold it!
      - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
      
        
      How is the plane flying?
      
        
      I don't know.
      
        
      Hello?
      
        
      Benson, got any flowers
      for a happy occasion in there?
      
        
      The Pollen Jocks!
      
        
      They do get behind a fellow.
      
        
      - Black and yellow.
      - Hello.
      
        
      All right, let's drop this tin can
      on the blacktop.
      
        
      Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
      
        
      No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
      
        
      Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
      
        
      - Thinking bee.
      - Thinking bee.
      
        
      Thinking bee!
      Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
      
        
      Wait a minute.
      I think I'm feeling something.
      
        
      - What?
      - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
      
        
      Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
      
        
      Bring the nose down.
      
        
      Thinking bee!
      Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
      
        
      - What in the world is on the tarmac?
      - Get some lights on that!
      
        
      Thinking bee!
      Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
      
        
      - Vanessa, aim for the flower.
      - OK.
      
        
      Out the engines. We're going in
      on bee power. Ready, boys?
      
        
      Affirmative!
      
        
      Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
      
        
      Land on that flower!
      
        
      Ready? Full reverse!
      
        
      Spin it around!
      
        
      - Not that flower! The other one!
      - Which one?
      
        
      - That flower.
      - I'm aiming at the flower!
      
        
      That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
      I mean the giant pulsating flower
      
        
      made of millions of bees!
      
        
      Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
      
        
      Rotate around it.
      
        
      - This is insane, Barry!
      - This's the only way I know how to fly.
      
        
      Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
      flying in an insect-like pattern?
      
        
      Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
      Smell it. Full reverse!
      
        
      Just drop it. Be a part of it.
      
        
      Aim for the center!
      
        
      Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
      
        
      Oome on, already.
      
        
      Barry, we did it!
      You taught me how to fly!
      
        
      - Yes. No high-five!
      - Right.
      
        
      Barry, it worked!
      Did you see the giant flower?
      
        
      What giant flower? Where? Of course
      I saw the flower! That was genius!
      
        
      - Thank you.
      - But we're not done yet.
      
        
      Listen, everyone!
      
        
      This runway is covered
      with the last pollen
      
        
      from the last flowers
      available anywhere on Earth.
      
        
      That means this is our last chance.
      
        
      We're the only ones who make honey,
      pollinate flowers and dress like this.
      
        
      If we're gonna survive as a species,
      this is our moment! What do you say?
      
        
      Are we going to be bees, orjust
      Museum of Natural History keychains?
      
        
      We're bees!
      
        
      Keychain!
      
        
      Then follow me! Except Keychain.
      
        
      Hold on, Barry. Here.
      
        
      You've earned this.
      
        
      Yeah!
      
        
      I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
      fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
      
        
      Oh, yeah.
      
        
      That's our Barry.
      
        
      Mom! The bees are back!
      
        
      If anybody needs
      to make a call, now's the time.
      
        
      I got a feeling we'll be
      working late tonight!
      
        
      Here's your change. Have a great
      afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
      
        
      Would you like some honey with that?
      It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
      
        
      Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
      And I don't see a nickel!
      
        
      Sometimes I just feel
      like a piece of meat!
      
        
      I had no idea.
      
        
      Barry, I'm sorry.
      Have you got a moment?
      
        
      Would you excuse me?
      My mosquito associate will help you.
      
        
      Sorry I'm late.
      
        
      He's a lawyer too?
      
        
      I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
      All I needed was a briefcase.
      
        
      Have a great afternoon!
      
        
      Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
      and I can't get them anywhere.
      
        
      No problem, Vannie.
      Just leave it to me.
      
        
      You're a lifesaver, Barry.
      Oan I help who's next?
      
        
      All right, scramble, jocks!
      It's time to fly.
      
        
      Thank you, Barry!
      
        
      That bee is living my life!
      
        
      Let it go, Kenny.
      
        
      - When will this nightmare end?!
      - Let it all go.
      
        
      - Beautiful day to fly.
      - Sure is.
      
        
      Between you and me,
      I was dying to get out of that office.
      
        
      You have got
      to start thinking bee, my friend.
      
        
      - Thinking bee!
      - Me?
      
        
      Hold it. Let's just stop
      for a second. Hold it.
      
        
      I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
      Oan we stop here?
      
        
      I'm not making a major life decision
      during a production number!
      
        
      All right. Take ten, everybody.
      Wrap it up, guys.
      
        
      I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
      
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