Qaeegee was an Italian Fakegee that lived a long time ago. He didn't do much, but one day he got obsessed with El John's Pizza. After that, Qaeegee changed his name to El Qaeegee. He wrote "El Qaeegee" on everything he ever saw. Most of it was cleaned up, but some "El Qaeegee" graffiti can still be found around the United 'Gees Galaxy. Much later, Qaeegee died from eating too much pizza.