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"Life is like a microwaved cottage pie, good but with a few frozen bits that you try to get through."

- Insane Burrito

Insane Burrito is a Fakealleo that was created when some Weegee and Malleo clone scientists decided to fuse a burrito, lime paint and a Malleo Clone for some reason. Fuseegee agreed to help and the experiment was a success. However, the resulting Fakealleo used his lime powers to turn everyone into lime Weegee Clones. He feared he would get arrested by Weegee, yet Weegee actually trained him to use his lime and burrito powers with control. He became a general in Weegee's Army, creating a squadron of lime Weegee and Malleo clones. When Weegee was dethroned, he joined T.A.O.M.W. Despite this he was a supporter of Papilee while he was president. He is friends with Cheesegee and Alchemeegee.

Origins[]

It all started at Weegee Lab. A bunch of Weegee and Malleo clones decided to push Fuseegee's powers to the limits. Fuseegee agreed, as it was not too long after he had been created and he wanted to explore his powers. A burrito, lime paint and a Malleo Clone were chosen as they were the most random things Fuseegee could come up with.

The experiment worked. But there was a problem.

A. Said Malleo Clone was very new.

B. Said Malleo Clone had lime and burrito powers as a result of the experiment.

C. Said Malleo Clone had no idea what just happened.

Much of the lab staff were turned into lime clones as Insane Burrito, a new Fakealleo created from the experiment, went on a rampage. As he slowly realized what was going on, he panicked and feared Weegee would detain him and put him in somewhere such as The Weegee Facility. However, Weegee actually decided to train him as he had faith in Insane Burrito being a vital asset to the Weegee Army.

While he did become a general of a Lime Squadron in Weegee's Army, he still felt he had a greater purpose than war. Some unique purpose.

T.A.O.M.W[]

Insane Burrito woke up on that dreadful Saturday morning. He went down to watch cartoons as anyone would on a Saturday morning, when suddenly an emergency broadcast came on.

"Weegee has disappeared along with his stepbrother Malleo. Be very wary as we try to find our gracious rulers. Do not in any way attempt to gain power without information of illness or death upon Weegee. If you spot Weegee or Malleo, call 777 (the United Gee's Emergency Service Number) so they can be safely returned."

Insane Burrito's mouth dropped. He needed to find Weegee. One problem arose very soon...

Galaxion took over. And he did not like Weegee at all.

Insane Burrito decided to destroy the threat himself. He ambushed Galaxion during one of his Anti-Pureegee speeches, and even shattered his glasses. Before he could process how this explained Galaxion better, he was knocked out. Papilee, however, threatened Galaxion with a rifle and he got him kicked out of office after disproving his rumors.

Insane Burrito, knowing that Papilee saved his life, decided to help him become ruler. It worked. Trouble is, Papilee wanted to have power and money rather than care about the people.

With nowhere to go after the AGD killed Papilee a month latter, Insane Burrito was depressed and lonely. Until he bumped into Omnieegee while walking to the newspaper shop. Omnieegee knew how he felt and offered him a place in T.A.O.M.W, and promised to destroy the AGD. Period.

Insane Burrito agreed.

Insane Burrito Now[]

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Insane Burrito in his small apartment, before his plastic surgery to become a non-recolor.

Now, Insane Burrito is a happy Malleo. His apartment is small yet he likes it that way. He is friends with Omnieegee for life along with most of the T.A.O.M.W members. He even got elected mayor of the first T.A.O.M.W controlled planet.

He has vowed to destroy Luigi at all costs.

Assassination Attempt[]

When Insane Burrito successfully led T.A.O.M.W forces towards a crushing defeat of Galaxion-controlled AGD forces in the Battle Of Sector DC-7, he became a target of Snipeegee. A few days after the battle Snipeegee sent an as of yet unidentified goon disguised as Erasergee to have a "party" with Insane Burrito. At this party, Insane Burrito was drugged and, whilst unconscious, kidnapped and sent to Snipeegee's torture chamber. He, about to be bisected vertically by one of Snipeegee's deathtraps, was saved at the last second by Photohon. In his gratitude, he agreed to work for Photohon, who had similar goals to him. This also made Photohon an ally of T.A.O.M.W, given his new connections to a valuable member of the group. However, as Snipeegee was still on the lookout for him, Insane Burrito mostly disappeared from public view.

After The War[]

Insane Burrito returned to the public sphere after the war, having done crucial spy work that helped Photohon find the location of AGD HQ. He was present at Omnieegee's coronation, saluting to his former commander.

In the months following Omnieegee's rise to power, he, after witnessing first hand how evil Omnieegee actually was, created Radio Free UGG in secret. He, through a voice filter, used the pirate radio station to discuss atrocities committed by Omnieegee and give UGG citizens a truly independent news source. When the radio station was raided by the Royal National Security Department, however, he became a wanted man despite managing to escape on a smuggling vessel. He is currently residing in a bunker on a planet in the Greater Gee Satellite Galaxy and is in hiding from UGG authorities.

Powers and Abilities[]

Insane Burrito can turn people into burritos by saying "Succulent". He can duplicate said burritos and use them as a projectile.

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His more powerful form, Crazy Burrito.

He also has another form, Crazy Burrito, which is stronger in every way. In this form he can create lime clones and burritos out of thin air without converting a living thing. To access this form, he must absorb 9 burritos into himself and then he will explode in a flash of light, creating Crazy Burrito. He reverts to Insane Burrito by stroking his mustache.

Trivia[]

  • He was initially friends with Malleo, but the Firephage outbreak has caused Insane Burrito to be suspicious of him.
  • He has created 945,123 burritos, 791,001 of which were once Weegees (mostly in the AGD). However, some burritos have been turned back into Weegees. This is achieved by consuming the burritos, as they are simply put in a non-physical form inside the burritos when they get converted, and consuming them removes the body, causing the physical form of said Weegees to re-manifest. Unfortunately this is a messy process, and it should be not mentioned what happens to the consumer of the burritofied weegee.
    A lime clone

    A lime clone.

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    Insane Burrito's theme

    His theme.

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