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"Say What?"
"WeEgei..... wE melt fur tre furst tiym fort though larst tiym..."

Greegee was once an ordinary Weegee clone, but was a victim of The Great FFR Flood, and was mutated into a Greature. Now he could only say two words: "Suck" and "Cock". He was learning French until someone blew up his "French for Dummies" book. After many years of traveling the universe, he can speak many languages (except French), though his words come out distorted. It has been said that he has 6 brothers. He was adopted by Weegee Clone #100, but then that guy died. He was then adopted by Weegee Clone #6255, but then that guy died too. Grortran then adopted him, and he has been Greegee's father ever since. He also created the Greegee Universe, but after that, he lost a great amount of power.

Somehow, he, along with his brother Gralleo, survived the Fakegee War, and eventually caused the Pure White Destruction by Caramell Dansen.

Greegee has the ability to shapeshift, and can change into many different forms. So far, 4 forms have been spotted... there is, however, a rumor about an "Invisible Greegee".

Greegee has done many things. Just to name a few, he has:

  • Nearly ended the Fakegee War
  • Killed Ahweeo
  • Bit off Army Prawphysaur's head
  • Blown up a tank with only his fists
  • Become very powerful
  • Transformed a few times
  • Installed an evil doorbell that has claimed 21 victims so far
  • Married both Greach and Graizeh, making him a polygamist.
  • Adopted Nega Weegee
  • Killed Gralleo III
  • Owned a lemon factory.

As a child... Well, he was just an average Weegee clone back then.... As an adult, the only friends he has are Greatures, so he has a sad, sad life. But he is a cold-blooded killer, so he doesn't care. NO ONE dares not agree with him, because if they did, they would not be knowing who they are dealing with. But one Fakegee, named Fleegee, did not agree with him... he's dead now.

Sometimes Greegee goes to parties, gladly not killing anyone there. Once in a while, he goes to a club or a bar and has a drink or two. His favorite food is KFC, his favorite hobby is (obviously) killing people, his favorite show is GV Shopping Channel (he just looks for chainsaws).

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