- PUSH START TO RICH
- —Fortran
Fortran (full name: Fortran Tony Malleo) is the father of Malleo and Weegee, grandfather of Samalleo, Meegario, Lalluigi, Samaweegee, Omnieegee, and Laneegee, and son of Grand Dad. He is brothers with Ragamiicho and Zogen. He also married Ulona, and gave birth to Malleo. His daughter in law is Paesh. He also has a mirror-stare clone named 4tren. He cousins with Mari.
When he says "PUSH START TO RICH" he can make an abundance of money out of nowhere. Fortran also has the power to give people seizures.
Fortran is known, amongst other things, for his iconic red teeth, which he used to obtain by chowing down on a steady diet of Koopas. However, because his wife was worried about his weight, he now does this by consuming plenty of ketchup.
He was the ruler of the United 'Gees Galaxy for a while, and then gave his throne to Weegee and Malleo, so he could start his dream of being a chef.
Eventually, he fell in the Great Amber Vat and became golden and all-powerful. He then sold himself and was never seen again... (see Golden Fortran)