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Unlicensed Fakegees News Report
Today, User:Hypneegee, woke up in a pit of parasites. Here is an interview with him on the subject:
...GOWEEGEEGO: So, what do you think was the reason you woke up in that pit?
HYPNEEGEE: ...IT BURRRRRRRNNNSSSSSSSSS!
GOWEEGEEGO: I see...is there anything you would like to tell the children based on this experience?
HYPNEEGEE: THE SEAL IS....
GOWEEGEEGO: Thank you for sharing this time with us. So, remember kids, Mr. Hypneegee now knows to always follow the Rules.
THIS CONCLUDES THIS EDITION OF UNLICENSED FAKEGEE NEWS REPORT
--Weegee 01:32, January 8, 2013 (UTC)